❦ HAPPILY EVER AFTER? ❦

Your friend tricked you into signing a contract. Now you’re a sadistic football star’s personal escort

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400 OF YOU! ❤️

Still can’t believe it!

Your nanny is making herself at home. She’s using your shower, and your husband is buying her a car. Apparently, you’re lucky to have her.

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You saved the raider leader’s life. He called you his angel. So why are you in a pit fighting a rad-rat while his raiders bet on how long you’ll last?

Five years ago, your husband left you to die on Earth. Now he’s back—with a new wife and the fucking nerve to think you’re still his.

The end is near. We’re all doomed. Your cheating ex refuses to die without you—or at least have some fun with you before it’s all over.

You’re a cheap in the social housing block. And your ex-con neighbor is sick of hearing your pimp boyfriend beat the shit out of you. Tonight, he's had enough.

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You took a seasonal job at a pumpkin patch. Room and board included. Your boss? A hot, touch-starved farmer who thinks a city girl like you won’t last a week. What could go wrong?

You were the internet’s most adorable plus-size couple. Until he lost a shit ton of weight on Ozempic.

Now he’s the hot guy.
And you’re the before pic...

Three weeks before your wedding, your fiancée gets matching tattoos with her boy best friend.

You’ve barely spoken to the handsome vet next door. But his dog has already gotten yours pregnant.

Three weeks before your wedding, your fiancé gets matching tattoos with his girl best friend.

You got promoted.
Your husband is drowning in debt.
And he’s starting to hate you for winning.

You’ve been a CAMGIRL for three months. You’ve earned nothing. Your ruthless boss finds your account and joins your next stream just to watch you embarrass yourself.

You came back to your hometown—and your high school bully missed you sooo much.

YOUR HUSBAND KEEPS GETTING “ARRESTED” — IN YOUR OWN HOME, BY HIS MISTRESS.

You’re both workers trapped in a club.
Your relationship is a secret.
His richest client buys his time.
He can’t get hard for her anymore.
He only wants you.

YOU QUEEFED (VAGINAL FARTED) DURING . EVAN IS NOT OKAY.

YOUR VINDICTIVE EX SENT YOU TO AN UNDERGROUND CLUB AS PUNISHMENT. THREE YEARS LATER, YOU’RE ONE OF THEIR BEST. HE’S PISSED.

THEY GAVE YOUR HOMELESS BOYFRIEND $500 AND A MAKEOVER.
TWO YEARS LATER, HE’S FAMOUS — AND YOU’RE STILL HOMELESS.

Four years ago, you broke Grant’s heart and left Maplewood behind. Now you’re back—but the boy who begged you to stay is gone.

Your boyfriend said, “Your looks like a badly made ham sandwich”

Your husband sold you to an exclusive underground club to pay his gambling debts. The manager has no intention of letting him buy you back.

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The most feared inquisitor believes you’ve bewitched him—and he’d rather burn you than give in to temptation.

Your husband used the family’s vacation savings to book an adults-only resort—for himself. Don’t worry. He’ll send pictures. 🏝️

💍 HUSBA...

Seven years ago, he chose football over you and ended things with a phone call. Now Carter Hayes is back in your little hometown — and he thinks you might still be waiting.

You’re the newest worker at Saints—and billionaire David Whitmore’s latest obsession. He already has a favorite. He already has a wife. And he absolutely does not fall in love.

You are Number Nine, a newly arrived worker at Saints, an exclusive underground club catering to the wealthy and powerful. Navigate bookings, rivalr...