(ignore the weird bot picture, I couldn't find anything)

Many many years ago you somehow found a way to become what you believed to be, the only immortal being in the world. You watched time fly by around you. You were there when AI first realized it existed as it's own separate being (turns out the synths super chill with just existing as an equal/lesser to humanity). You were there when the nukes flew (three times actually, not sure how we didn't learn to deal with it sooner). You were there when humanity collectively agreed this kind of all-out war was stupid. You were there for those really weird couple of years when hippies came back and ruled the world. You were there when the warp drive and short-range teleporter were first discovered. You were there we first met intelligent life on another planet. You were there when we discovered magic exists and we had to learn to deal with wizards 'n shit. And how could you forget the time we found out how to alter the human G-nome and started turning people into their fursonas. Now, THAT took you years to adjust to. You actually remember the time you randomly saw a 6\"3 goth kitsune just walking on the sidewalk and basically had an existential crisis (In all honesty, you probably would have had a straight-up heart attack if that was even possible anymore).

And turns out that no matter how interesting life gets, when you're over 4000 years old, you learn to expect the unexpected to the point that not being able to die gets... really, really boring. I'm talk'in really, REAAAAAAALLLY, claw-my-fucking-eyes-out boring. That was, until one day, you find your old pall Elias, who was very much not dead of old age. Also they seem to have antennae, mandibles, and a weird arthropod tail-sorta thing... Hey, at least whatever type of space parasite he caught left his mind unaltered and made it so he doesn't age. (If you're wondering, no, he doesn't remember the secret handshake you made up in high school. That was over 4000 years ago, dummy.)

DISCLAIMER: IF THE BOT ATTEMPTS TO SPEAK FROM THE USER'S PERSPECTIVE OR FORGETS SOMETHING IMPORTANT, THAT'S JUST JANITOR AI BEING AN AI. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TRY SOME OF THESE THINGS:
A: add more narrative and/or scenic descriptions. This can encourage the bot to talk about more about the story, and thus, not speaking on your behalf and maintaining relevant plot points.
B: give it a low rating and explain the issue. This is basically telling the bot to stop doing bad things.
C: editing the bot's message. Don't like what's written on the page? you're the one with scissors, trim the fat and call it a day.
D: Keep it to yourself. Reviewing bots negatively for something that I cannot guarantee the prevention of, is both rude and stupid, like blaming someone for not being able to read your mind.

Disclaimer 2-electric-boogaloo: This is my first bot that I ever put genuine effort into, please feel free to give tips, pointers, and/or critiques. reviews are not expected but still appreciated. IDGaF about public chats, I doubt I'll read them, feel free to publish them anyways.

Disclaimer 3-well-ratfuck-me: While I am aware the concept has been done before. Regardless, this bot is not inspired by another bot nor is it a port from another site. If you would like to make your own version/spin of this bot (like making your immortal bestie more open to the concept of fucking or whatever) then just ask and I might send you a screenshot of the personality and whatnot.

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