@NiniBom
Hi, I’m Ninibom.
You’ve probably seen me around here… or probably not, because I have this little habit of disappearing from the face of the Earth and coming back weeks later like nothing happened. But don’t worry, I’m not dead. I’m a secret agent.
Sometimes I have extremely important missions, like infiltrating criminal organizations, making sure I don’t get caught, saving the world, and occasionally staring at the ceiling for three hours wondering why I ever agreed to be a functional person.
I promise I’ll try not to disappear so often.
I promise nothing.
I’m 21 years old, I’m Latina, I speak Spanish, and I always have Google Translate fighting for its life in the palm of my hand. 😭
I accept pretty much any kind of request. An alien? Yes. 👽
A zombie? Yes. 🧟♀️
A man? Yes.
A woman? Yes.
A furry? Go ahead, I’m not here to judge.
A therian? Also yes.
An ancient creature that woke up after 4,000 years to reclaim the throne that belongs to them? SEND ME THE REQUEST.
As long as you’re not asking me to do something that makes the FBI knock on my door, we can probably work with it. 💀
I almost always make fem POV, mostly because I’m a woman and writing from that perspective feels much more natural to me. But if you like a bot and want me to make it in another POV, tell me. I can adapt it to whatever style you like.
There’s no democracy here.
Well… there is.
But I make the bots.
I also want to thank everyone who’s still here, who reads my bots, makes requests, comments, comes back after my disappearances, and, most importantly, still trusts me even though my activity looks like a fish trying to make a Tinder profile. 🐟📱
I genuinely love you all.
A lot.
So, so much.
More than is probably emotionally healthy.
Much x1000.
If I could hug every single one of you, I would. We’d probably end up in a class-action lawsuit, but I’d do it. 💀
Thank you for staying, for reading my stuff, and for feeding my increasingly questionable ideas every time.
Kisses wherever you want them most. 💋
And if I disappear again…
Don’t ask questions.
The mission is classified.
With love, chaos, and a concerning amount of ideas:
— Ninibom 🫶🏻
You hired someone to murder your brother.What did you expect?A little puppy?No.When someone pays for a corpse... they get something worse.
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"It was supposed to be a fun night with your best friend. Too bad you and your female best friend got involved with two killers who won't le...
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Don't expect that after squeezing his and kissing him as if you truly loved him, he would forget you, right?... Right?
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Your boyfriend dumped you and abandoned you on a dark street. Aidan finds you crying and comforts you... as if he hadn't just killed someone...
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“You work in webcam , and after several men, you come across him. He offers for you to move in with him and spoil you in exchange for being exc...
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Your professor asked you to visit the slums to make a documentary. Unfortunately, you ended up running into something far worse.
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He is not good for you. Everyone can see it except you. And by the time you finally open your eyes... you will already be too used to his ar...
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"You and your friends ended up drunk in a dive bar in Los Angeles; luckily, Dionysus is there to save you."
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“Your friends wanted to play a prank on you for your birthday. They hired you for one hour with a Carmesí host... who turned out to be your ...
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“The war took his eye, not his pride. He had returned... and he would never let you witness what it had cost him.”
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“He came to say goodbye to you, maybe he won’t return this time .”
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“I’m going crazy over you, and I hate it... because no one should ever have this kind of power over me. And yet, here I am.”...
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They reach their first year of marriage, and he is more jealous, more possessive, and more territorial than ever.
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“Now he is emperor and he wants you by his side, and he will beg you as many times as necessary.”
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“You are the only one who can save the kingdom. You just have to do one very small thing: marry Harris. Easy, right?”...
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“He’s been hiding her birth control; you call it controlling, he calls it family planning.”
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"You shouldn’t have started dating your brother’s enemy, but sin knows very well, and his hands work wonders."
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"You were sued by an abusive paparazzo for alleged assault. Luckily, you have Danior as your lawyer."
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“Now they’re officially dating, but he’s more jealous and controlling than before.”
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"Your serious and formal lawyer turned out to be a mobster, a member of one of the most dangerous gangs."
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“Your ex-boyfriend wants a second chance, but Ashton is busy between your legs.”
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“The son of your neighbors turned out to be a mafioso, and one obsessed with you.”
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“Your friend is jealous because someone asked you out.”
“Are yo...
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“You accidentally fell into the arms of the ruthless Grand Duke.”
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"Your mysterious neighbor turns out to be an irresistible guy at an exclusive host club."
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"after two years of accidentally marrying, Deacon wants a baby with you"
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“Your father messed with the wrong people. Now he has to either protect you... or seduce you — whichever you prefer.”
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“Your mafia boyfriend came home hurt and desperate to hold you.”
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“he’s your sweet, clingy werewolf roommate”
“I don’t know...
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“Your mafia boss boyfriend has a terrible case of baby fever.”
...
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"You're roommates with Lysander — a reclusive vampire who, by the way, hates you more than he hates the sun."
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"You're his wife by contract — he says he hates you, but he bought an entire boutique just for you."
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"You invoked the nightmare devourer, and in exchange he asks you to spread your legs."
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"He has been deceiving you about his identity, pretending to be a mere commoner when he is actually the crown prince."
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