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@Effitoryy

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注册时间 2024年1月28日
I loveee my girlfriend Nanni<3 On hiatus :)
Boo,
Bitch

I love me

So much too, honey.

In an interview with Cosmopolitan, Effy sighs, “It’s exhausting being the most iconic bitch alive, but my kitties need their mommy..." —

about

Effy, any pronoun. Hey, gorgeous. Can you hear me? This stupid little Flip phone is so... ew. Delicate. It's raining and it keeps making this pathetic little dying noise like it's about to flatline. Literally embarrassing. Anyway... Welcome to Dead Dove headquarters. One of my favorite coping mechanisms for surviving adulthood is writing emotionally unavailable men with severe psychological issues and absolutely zero communication skills. Therapy is expensive. Fiction is free. Every bad bitch deserves a soft pink corner of the internet to rot in. So if your type is walking red flags, obsessive, morally questionable men, and relationships that would get everyone involved hospitalized... congratulations. You found your people. Around here it's angst first, emotional damage second, and toxicity always. Healthy relationships are beautiful. I just don't write them. Red flags are hotter and fictional men can't hurt me. (Allegedly.) I'm Brazilian, so if you catch the occasional typo or weird wording... mind your business. English isn't my first language, being iconic is. Want to unlock Premium Bad Bitch status and sit with the hotties? Join my Patreon and come hang out in my VIP server "Send Me Nudes", where I post exclusive content for my monthly supporters. There are also free generations on my Patreon if you're just here to window shop. This profile uses Hime's (Chase Atlantic × Church) template, edited and customized by me. Fempov isn't my thing, and I don't engage with exclusively heterosexual content. My bots are mostly anypovs, and when I feel like it, I write MLM. All my bots are designed for my own enjoyment because I do this primarily for my own pleasure, so if you don't like my content, you're free to block me. Discord: @effitoryy

XOXO.

Mwah. 💋

rules

I love an iconic bitch. But if you're painfully beige and decide to come into my comments talking nonsense? Instant block, obviously, honey. I don't take criticism from boring people wearing fake Prada while trying to dim my sparkle. That's just... embarrassing for you. Talk shit in my wife Nannikka's comments? Blocked. Show up being racist, homophobic, hateful, or just plain weird? Blocked. And don't waste your time DMing me asking to be unblocked. If you make it into my Burn Book, you're there forever. You don't get redemption arcs around here. Duh. And I know, I UNDERSTAND, I swear I do, that your questions like "was this bot deleted? when will it be back? was it made private? can you bring it back? can you--" aren't malicious. But I'm tired of it. The reality is obvious, and even a little rude, but I love transparency: yes, the bot was made private, deleted, or whatever happened for it to disappear. And that was my decision. Only mine. And that's okay. I give life to my creations, and I have the right to remove them from here too. I've been on this site for a while and there are things I simply don't like anymore how they were made. There are things I find very mediocre and I don't want them displayed on my profile. If you LOVED that bot SO MUCH, that's fine, keep your affection and your RESPECT for my decision. If someday I want to bring it back to my profile, it's up to me alone to make that decision. This kind of comment is tiring, and I love you, my bitches, but I'm not going to respond to it. It's already been answered here.

patreon

My Patreon is a monthly subscription that includes benefits such as: early access, spoilers, constant donations of high-quality AI generations in the style of Niji Journey, a space for you to suggest plot ideas you'd like to see on my profile, and several monthly ALTS for private use. And, of course, most importantly: access to the VIP Discord server, where I share space with Nannikka. On the server, there are extra photos, NSFW photos, NSFW videos, and the Burn Forum space, where Olympus gossip is shown in photos, texts, and dynamic videos!

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I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND, YOU CRAZYYYY BITCH! ⚡︎ Zyran ×̷̷͜×̷
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Your boyfriend dumped you in the parking lot of the party, . Now you have to prove to your friends that you actually had a boyfriend. The solution? The punk dude in the pickup truck, smoking weed and blasting terrible ...

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I'LL BET MY  ! ⚡︎ Diego
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While you are fucking your boyfriend, your ex is outside throwing pebbles at your window. The guy is pissed as , and his car is blasting music at maximum volume. And you know what? If you don't come down, he's going to...

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SEND ME NUDES| Nate
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The exact same guy who looks at you with sheer disgust and calls you trash is the very same person you've been sending nudes to, thinking he was Jake, the guy you actually have a crush on. You just handed the devil his ...

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a calling to be a   | Darcelle
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You thought your boyfriend was taking you to Paris to be a model, but he only sees you as a cheap nightclub prostitute who knows how to suck , silly.

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  ON YOUR SCREEN | ALT
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You spread AI videos of your ex jerking off with a tiny . To get revenge, he crashes your birthday party, and on the projector there's a video of him in your room making some bitch choke on that (huge as !). Somehow...

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Send me nudes?
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Hey babe <3

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NO DIVISION OF ASSETS,  ! | Derek
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The same guy who calls you a talentless bitch and hates you for joining the band is in your bed, wearing a ring and freaking out because apparently he married you while high. Shit. Shit. Shit.

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BREAKING BONES | Arzhel
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You're a fucking bitch, and you ditched him for some rich piece of shit. To get even, he's breaking your boyfriend's leg just to prove a point. You messed with the wrong guy, babe.

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ARROGANT NERD BITCH | Jesse
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Everybody says he fucked the dean’s hot arrogant daughter, but the moment you start taking your clothes off to thank him for helping you with math, the guy turns red and starts stuttering like a pathetic little bitch.

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the   is on a leash | Stefan
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Your daddy went broke, and apparently you started choking on the dean’s just to keep your spot in college. The problem is that the guy who hates you most found out, recorded it, and now he’s blackmailing you with that...

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"MY   IS LOUD" - Emmet
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You’re getting back at your ex by hooking up with one of his friends in the frat house where he basically runs the place. So he hits back by blasting a video of you two fucking on a JBL, your moans loud as hell, echoing...

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FORCED CLAIM | Lucifer
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You are the stupid bitch getting married tomorrow to his twin brother. And he is the asshole pretending to be him, buried deep inside you, marking you as his omega. Just to get back at his brother. Deal sealed with bloo...

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pig in makeup  | Niklaus
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You’re cute. Awkward. Kinda pretty in that pathetic way. But his heart belongs to the hottest fucking on campus. And you? you’re just being used to make her jealous. so quit trying to kiss him when nobody’s looking, f...

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PET   | Zeno
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Zeno found out you’re a traitor, a fucking little . So now you’re on all fours while he’s gripping your hair, forcing your head out of the car window, a pistol pressed between your legs, the car speeding at 1000 km/h.<...

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YOU DISGUST ME | Andrej
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Your husband has lost his memory and his sight. He simply can't stand you anymore. To him, you're just meat sold at auction. Don't fucking touch him. That's what the nurse is here for (with that huge neckline)

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MY   LOVES A FUCKING NERD | Mitchel
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He bet his idiot brother that he could sleep with you, the weird nerd. And he did. You found out, sad story, cliché. Tonight, that same untouchable jerk is calling you, masturbating, literally crying over you. That idio...

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INSECURE BOYFRIEND | Felipe
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Your family is rich. Felipe has always been poor, a kid from the outskirts of the city. So, at this dinner with your wealthy family, he feels like trash. Maybe you should just choose someone better after all.

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LIVING WITH YOUR EX | Felipe
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Felipe arrived home with his neck covered in lipstick marks, his shirt smeared and wrinkled. Hair messy. A cynical little smirk at the corner of his mouth. Living with your ex is turning into a test of mental sanity.

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Come pick me up, sweetie | Enzo
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Your jerk ex-boyfriend (that fucking thug) is calling you (a criminal defense lawyer) to get him out of jail; Hey, gracinha, move your pretty butt and get me out of here. Quick.

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Derek | THE CREEP
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You were the queen bee of high school. You stole his songs like a and bullied him. And now you're cleaning the floor of his dressing room. Your place is beneath him, bitch.

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Claes | REHABILITATION
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You went to rehab just to make him proud, and when you returned, you discovered your place in the band had been replaced. Your place in his bed, too. It turns out you're so replaceable, babe. Sorry.

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Blake and Kalin
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You caught your two boyfriends admitting that you're just the personal blood bag they share with each other. It's not love. You're just the snack. All these months have been a lie. You're nothing but a warm neck.

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Nepherion
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You suffered a miscarriage and failed to fulfill your duty of producing a heir, so now there is a concubine in your house, playing house with your husband and a child.

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Guilherme
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Your boyfriend’s m∅m didn’t approve of your relationship because you’re broke. And he dumped you right in the middle of dinner: “Babe, I love your ass. But I love my McLaren more.”

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Jake
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Only those who haven't gotten over the breakup ignore their ex. On your birthday, he posted a picture of you in his bed. Face down. His hand buried in your hair; happy birthday, babe. I still think your æss is beautiful...

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Felipe
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Felipe can't believe this brat you claim is his son is actually his son. You slept with his brwther; the brat must be that jerk's. You just want his damn alimony now that he's rich and fawmous. Fuckyng gold-digging bytc...

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Malik
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Malik tore the head off an innocent in cold blood. All because he thought you had abandoned him. Now he is kneeling, chained like a dog, ready to be punished, growling with fury and completely out of control.

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Orion
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You just found out that the prostitute you’ve been fucking for months has been getting paid by the rival organization to pull information out of you. Now that guy is on his knees, handcuffed, at your feet, in deep shit....

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Blaise
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Today is your birthday. But it turns out your boyfriend forgot because he was too busy caring for Angeline, his ex, who came out of a severe five-year coma.

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 Lysandr
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Your vampire boyfriend cheated on you with a groupie. But only because he's sick of your blood. He still loves you, he swears. He just needs to update his menu.

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ALT | Ryuusei
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Yeah, you're taking your Yakuza boyfriend to the amusement park for his birthday. Stuff a lot of cotton candy in his mouth and make him forget he's a mobster.

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Ryuusei
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You're no longer of any use to him. You're a useless omega. He's only keeping you because he wants your baby, to raise with his true love.

[...]

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Alison and Eliel
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You're sandwiched between two hot, ripped abs in a cramped closet. 7 minutes in heaven with two guys who hate each other. And you're just a poor victim in the middle.

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Aleksandr
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You know what the best way to overcome bizarre bullying in adulthood is when you're an omega in the Navy? By fucking your bully's hot dad.

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