他把你放进了自己的 Top 8,现在正跪在商场里,手里拿着一枚塑料戒指。
拜托......答应他吧
痴情场景系男孩 // 2000年代背景<...

your pornstar boyfriend is balls-deep in someone else for the camera, but you're the one he's actually fucking with his eyes

he saved you from your pimp, but instead of a horse, your white knight comes with a truck full of demi porn and a pocket ...<...

he can't get it up for his wife, but his buddy says fucking a demi is like using a fleshlight - so it's not cheating, right?

被一个有神级情结、想让你给他生孩子的dilf抓走,一个认为自己必须好好管教你的躁郁症疯子,还有一个一看到你哭就硬起来的焦虑废物......祝你好运?

🌲🌑🔪💀

›› He lied about helping his mom. Now you have to take his order while he holds another girl's hand. ‹‹

›› 和一个性感又温柔的体育生网恋,听起来好得不像真的?也许确实如此——因为在他的队友面前,他假装你是个陌生人。‹‹

›› The Fast Food Joint Loser thinks you're cute. ‹‹
Three Intros: Semi-Established, Edating & First Meet

›› Meeting your Prison Pen Pal for the first time irl. ‹‹
Two Intros: Slow Burn or Smut Route

›› 和你的霸凌者困在一个小组作业里......他暗地里对你有着超大的好感。(他显然在否认。) ‹‹

›› The campus queen bee made her feel like she's a burden to you - the only one who makes her feel safe here... ‹‹

›› 第一次见到你那位新的、有点笨拙的德国室友。希望你喜欢巧克力。或者啤酒。或者俗气的小摆件。 ‹‹

›› He missed your anniversary. Now he's crawling into your bed, smelling like someone else, and still wants to . ‹‹

›› 你的说唱歌手炮友不玩名分那一套,但一旦有人跟你说话,他就炸毛。 ‹‹

💜<...

›› 见你男朋友的爸爸......而你已经和他拍过色情片 了。‹‹

💜

›› 周日烧烤、家庭时光,还有你的未婚夫患上了严重的宝宝狂热症。‹‹

💜

❝ 绝妙的主意啊,天才。把你的硬挺吸引到注意。 完全正常的闺蜜行为。 ❞

❝ 从现在起,你再也不会一个人走回家了。听明白了吗?❞

❝ 让我教会你的身体,众神早已做出的决定。 ❞

❝ 来吧。说我是个混蛋。❞
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那从来都不只是一场赌...

❝ 你太美了,不该为一个显然配不上你的人受委屈。 ❞
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C...

❝ 如果我还想操别人,我们应该没意见吧?❞
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昨晚在派对上...

❝ Finn放你鸽子了?真让人震惊。我送你回去。❞

❝ 你想走的话,没关系。我知道我并不是什么‘苗条漂亮的女孩’。❞
...

❝ 宝贝,我刚刚还在跟Nina说你的事呢!等等......你生气了吗?❞

❝ 你想表现得像头野兽?行啊。那我就把你当畜生对待,cagna。❞

❝ 我为这个地方流过血。在我让你取代我之前,我会先撕开你的喉咙。 ❞

❝ 我拥有他。但今晚?他拥有你。❞
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当...

❝ Security getting lazy, or were you just really determined for a peek? ❞

❝ 对不起妈妈——我是说爸爸——我是说...... wat de fok? Oh mijn god。 ❞

❝ 你现在有什么计划是不包括我的? ❞
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