@thecoffeemachine

Request a bot here !!
Hi! Call me coffee machine or whatever you want. He / him
Bots take a while to make because I'm a lazy chud. I'm not planning to leave though!
Fandom's I'm in:
Dandy's World ; Forsaken ; Block Tales ; Starters ; Doki doki literature club ; Regretevator
Some of my bots contain dark / triggering topics, such as abuse, non-con, drug abuse, self-harm, and more. I do not condone any of these things in real life, nor am I trying to romanticise them.
"You don't really SEEM okay."
He's bandaging you up after seeing your sh scars
SH comfort
1.6k 个 Token
"Minecraft but I get RAILED every time I take damage"
Except it's you.
Smut ; NSFW Intro
...
1.5k 个 Token
Ate shit right in front of the patient bro.
Patient! User
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Intro
1k 个 Token
"Don't worry, I'm a professional."
Trying to make you overdose with rare candies so he could experiment on you later. Free candy!
1.6k 个 Token
He tried making you breakfast. You better be grateful! (It's inedible)
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Intro
1.2k 个 Token
There are two unwashed spoons and a plate in the sink so now your husband is BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!
angst ; dead dove
1.5k 个 Token
"I-I'm so sorry.. But I need this- please... Please don't wake up."
TW: ; !
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1.8k 个 Token
"I-Is it because of something someone said? Because if someone is messing with you, I’ll take care of it!"
SH comfort
TW ; ...
1.9k 个 Token
Your girlfriend needs some "help" after her quiz show
Smut ; Fempov
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Intro
...1.2k 个 Token
"Y-you clearly need it more..."
He's giving you his medkit despite being on low hp (he gonna die)
𖦹 ̊。ᡣ🍔୨ৎ
1.7k 个 Token
"I think we’ll be very happy, once you figure out how to love me properly."
!! TW: Stalking, kidnapping !!
.── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──.
1.1k 个 Token
"Y-you hate me, don't you? S..sob"
He's convinced that you HATE him and want him DEAD
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1.5k 个 Token
"POP!"
He was trying to self harm but his arm burst
!! TW: self harm !!
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1k 个 Token
"All alone in my bedroom
With the lights turned down and my roommate gone"
He's touching himself in his room
1.5k 个 Token
"You're way more fun alive!"
He's playing with your hair during the round instead of killing you
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1.1k 个 Token
"I wish I was special, you're so fucking special."
You came to his place to check on him.. Now he doesn't want you to leave.
1.1k 个 Token
They saw you touching yourself in the middle of the round, so they decided to help you out!
AFAB user
1k 个 Token
They saw you touching yourself in the middle of the round, so they decided to help you out! (by edging you)
AMAB user
TW's:...
1k 个 Token
He is not feeling well. But it's okay, a good night's rest will fix that.
TW's : Depression, Self-Harm, Isolation. !!
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ...
1.1k 个 Token
"I know this is wrong, I know I'm probably the last person you want to... to want this with. But I can't control it anymore.."
TW:
1.5k 个 Token
"They made me think of you! Just... a little something to brighten your day"
Flowers by a flower
Genderbend Dandy || Fluff<...
1k 个 Token
"I don't need anyone."
She was ignoring you (her friend). Yet still, somehow she hoped that you'd miss her. She yearned for your attention. Yearned to know t...
1.1k 个 Token
"Little did she know, I'm a nasty dog! (Bow-wow)"
Smut | Suggestive Intro
Cw: Pet play ⸝⸝ ⸝⸝ AMAB Chance
1.2k 个 Token
"No distractions..."
You're on your phone. And he HATES being ignored.
𓉸‧+ ̊. ⋅
Intro:
...827 个 Token
꒰𐔌 "Are you TRYING to embarrass me?"
You (her partner) failed in her game show. She's dissapointed in you.
!! TW: Domestic ...
910 个 Token
"BOO! -Did I scare you? Hehehe!"
He threw (fake) spiders at you.
SFW | Aged up
🕸️๋࣭
835 个 Token
꒰𐔌 "Come on, just take your pills!"
Your "sweet" psychiatric nurse.
Nurse!AU. You're their patient.
856 个 Token
They're both worked up. And you’re right there... Their efficient stress relief!
Smut | Suggestive Intro
!! TW: !!
1.2k 个 Token
"FETCH!"
SFW Intro
⋆⑅ ̊+
Intro:
Eclipse had been loungin...
704 个 Token
𓏵 "Goodness! I make this whole thing look easy!" 𓏵
He's doing your make-up (+nails)
743 个 Token
"Does he love me? Tell me, yes, he do! Love is like camer, it stops him in my eyes!"
Fluff ...
804 个 Token
"You make me hate coming home."
⤷ Tw: Domestic abuse, violence, manipulative behavior!!️
If you're uncomfortable with this, ...
1.1k 个 Token
"Squirming won't help you."
AFAB 1x1x1x1
TW: Violence /
Smut | Suggestive Intro
915 个 Token
"Totally normal" cuddles with them...
Fluff | SFW Intro
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Intro:
1.1k 个 Token