guees whos beaccckkk

read.

JUST LOOK AT THE BOT- dont chat with it PLEASE

★ - OH SHIT YOUR DYING.

Based off the end of the third "show" tehe (IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE IM TALKING ABOUT WHY ARE YOU HERE??)

2 Bots in one day?? I'm on a roll!!! (APOLOGIZING AGAIN FOR DISAPP...

He's explaining the lore of puppets to you. Great.

Wowzers!! I'm back! I keep taking random ass breaks 🌹

(Me after being gone and reapp...

uhm.. yeah.. just sleepover.?

Holy shart 100 followers?? tysm!! I know I haven't been active lately, its bc i have school and shit. I'LL GET MORE BOTS OUT I SWEARSIES <3

\★/ + Eating ur nook out 👅

Get freaky time 🥀, request from...I forgor the name but that one marvus fan.

ITS A LIL GOOFY BUT ITS GOOD I SWEAR 🙏🙏🫀 no typing quirk bc yeah

Anyways, I'm beeeacc...

^8^ : comforting after Jane tried to r@pe him..

TW: CONTAINS CONTENTS OF S/A, S/H, AND R@PE. PLEASE CLICK OFF IF UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CONTENTS.

so in the epilouges, ( I read the actual homestuck ...

/III\ : did bro finally pull one? (confessing to yeww)

request from anon X3

^-^ : ur pinned against the wall by the hot- HACKS UP MEEMAWS BRISKET..I mean strongest troll :3

D--> request from anon. (short intro bc my fingers fucking hurt, AL...

)8( :::: fucking you for disrespecting her mind control (so silly!!!!)
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request from Anon :::;P.

no typing quirk since it makes the bots go crazy 😞

{§} - scissoring 😼 (idk if she has a typing quirk but either way, I didnt include it bc it normally breaks the bots.)

No ideas so far. I need requests (sobs)

✩☾︎♉☽︎✩ : yOU AND,,, hIM DECIDED TO,, dO,, tHE SEXY,, pLUNGER DANCE,,

its the same as the other,, just wanted to make another for ppl that wanted to ride...

✩☾︎♉☽︎✩ : yOU AND,,, hIM DECIDED TO,, dO,, tHE SEXY,, pLUNGER DANCE,,

♡︎ ,,,iF YOU AREN'T FAMILIAR,,wITH,,dONT LIKE,,oR ...

/♪\- He teased you by making you fall.

OKAY, DONT ASK WHY I LEFT FOR AWHILE - I WAS BUSYY- anygays, here's a request from anon.

The intro explains it all. Just saying.

If you don't know, do...

-+-: this wasn't the 'masochism' relationship you thought it was.. ̈ ̧{{User}} is..a masochist..?! ̧ ̈

HEAVY DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION....

/\⌨︎/\= you and hiim are cuddling because he got a bit silly and knocked over his honey tower. And he was big mad 😦

^☠︎︎^ You walk in on him trying to get out of.. a maid dress!?

IVE BEEN WANTING TO MAKE AN EQUIUS BOT FOR SO LONG MOTHERFUCKERS (in a non-offensive way :33) HOLY SHIT

If you aren't familiar with, don't like, or are ...

†★† - He invites you over to play with records (TURNED SPICY??) --- if you arent familiar with, dont like, or are just gonna send hate to this bot, please click off. ORRR, go read homestuck right now and actually live :...

✯♌✯ Nepeta plays with your hair while you deal with a arguement on pesterchum.

^(little warning: this is WLW, I will make a normal pov later.)^ :33» if you arent familiar with, dont like, or are just gonna send hate to t...

{★} Yᴏᴜ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ sᴜᴍ ɢᴀᴍᴇs

(If you're not familiar with, dont like, ir are just gonna send hate to this bot; please click off. ORRR go read homestuck right now and live ت︎)

★💙-You and john are cuddling because your sick.-💙★

Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ, ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴀʀᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ sᴇɴᴅ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴛ, ᴘʟs ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴏғғ.

ORRRR ɢᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʜᴏᴍᴇsᴛᴜᴄᴋ ʀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ♡︎ (i͜͡ h͜͡a͜͡v͜͡e͜͡ n͜͡o͜͡ b͜͡o͜͡t͜͡ i͜͡d͜͡e͜͡a͜͡s͜͡, p͜͡l͜͡s͜͡...

{×} he let you pet his ears?? (IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS HELP ME-)

If you aren't familiar with, dont like, or are just gonna send hate to this bot, please move on....

^♒^ When he was about to get sliced..you rolled the dice.. (hilarious.) (I HAVE BEEN CRAVING ANGST POOKIES ❤️❤️)

If you aren't familiar with, dont like, or are...

ERMMM, BOT REQUESTS ARE OPEN NOW YIPPEE

🍷💞⚠️DONT CHAT WITH THE BOT ANYMORE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR REQUEST PLSS⚠️💞🍷

KEEP PUMPING OUT THE REQUESTS PPL 💫

-★-SOO UHH..BASICALLY YOU AND GAMZEE ARE FUCKING BC YOU LOST A BET-★-

(If you aren't familiar with this character, dont wanna see him, or just send hate for ...