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CP9A CONTROL // EASTERN EUROPE

MITSUBISHI RALLIART
SERVICE PARK

TOUGE • RALLY • INITIAL D • BOTS

Hi, I’m Hans. The Lan Evo guy and an Initial D fan. I like anime, sim games and anything that is not slop.

4G63TINITIAL DTOUGEWANGANBOT MAKER

EVOLUTION VI // CP9A // STAGE READY

STAGE 01

DRIVER DOSSIER

01 // WHO I AM

24 years old, from Eastern Europe. I like anime, simulator games, cars, rally history, mountain roads, and overanalyzing random races in initial D. Also, I love games like Assetto Corsa. Currently living in Denmark. I speak Russian, Danish, and English

02 // WHAT I MAKE

Female and futa bots. AnyPOV. I publish bots when an idea is worth releasing. There is no daily schedule. Most releases come from my private collection, or complete nonsense that somehow works. My bots are mostly random bots i made because im genuinely just bored. I don't take bot creating seriously and I don't care about numbers.

03 // WHY I STAYED

I originally arrived to troll a few gooners. JanitorAI unfortunately trapped me here for years, and now I write comments and bots for fun. and make public chats (theyre cringe)

04 // CONTACT

I have a Discord. But i don't talk too much.

STAGE 02 // THE EVO FILE

Yes, the Mitsubishi comments are serious. (No)

People sometimes assume the Team Emperor and Irohazaka jokes are only a bit. They are not entirely a joke. I have been fascinated by the Lancer Evolution since my first exposure to Intial D and rally DVDs, and I genuinely love these cars. and i actually want to own one of them.

STAGE 03

MY DREAM CAR

EVOLUTION VII GT-A // CT9A

DREAM MACHINE // MISSION STATUS: NOT ACQUIRED

THE EVOLUTION I WOULD ACTUALLY LIVE WITH.

Not the most extreme Evolution. Not the most famous. Still the one I would choose.

The Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VII GT-A is my dream car because it does not demand that every drive becomes a competition. It keeps the shape, four-wheel-drive hardware and presence of an Evolution, but gives the idea a calmer personality through its automatic transmission.

To me, it is the Evo that can work as an actual everyday car without losing the reason people wanted an Evolution in the first place. Comfortable enough to live with. Strange enough to be interesting. Still unmistakably an Evo.

CT9A4G63TAWDGT-AINVECS-II
LONG-TERM MISSIONOWN ONE.STATUS // IN PROGRESS
STAGE 04

RIVALRY WITH SUBARU

RED DIAMOND // SIX STARS

MITSUBISHI LANCER EVOLUTION VS SUBARU IMPREZA WRX STI

Mitsubishi and Subaru became natural rivals because they approached the same idea from different directions: take an ordinary Japanese sedan and turn it into a four-wheel-drive rally weapon.

MITSUBISHITHE ONE I CHOSE

TECHNICAL MENACE.

The Lancer Evolution has always felt sharper, more mechanical and more purposeful to me. The 4G63, active differentials and the aggressive sedan shape make it feel like engineering that was only barely persuaded to become a road car.

  • Sharper aggression
  • 4G63 tradition
  • Active drivetrain technology
  • Team Emperor energy
VS

SUBARU BLUE // GOLD HERITAGE

THE RIVAL I RESPECT.

I respect the Impreza WRX STI. Its boxer sound, rally history and unmistakable blue-and-gold identity deserve the reputation. Subaru is not the enemy—it is the rival that made the Evolution story more interesting.

But the Evo still feels more technical, more purposeful and more intimidating to me. Subaru may be the rival. Mitsubishi is the one I chose.

RALLY HERITAGEMITSUBISHI 10SUBARU 10
ENGINE SOUNDMITSUBISHI 8SUBARU 10
TECHNICAL MENACEMITSUBISHI 10SUBARU 8
PERSONAL BIASMITSUBISHI 100SUBARU 0
STAGE 05

TOUGE ARCHIVE

HOME COURSE // NIKKŌ, TOCHIGI

IROHAZAKA

Forty-eight hairpins, constant braking zones and almost no room to relax. The road that turned Team Emperor into more than just a group of Mitsubishi owners with an attitude problem.

48 HAIRPINSASCENT + DESCENTEMPEROR TERRITORYTURN • BRAKE • TURN
PHOTO // RAITA FUTO • CC BY 2.0
01COURSE DOSSIERWHY THIS ROAD MATTERSThe anatomy of Irohazaka.+

Irohazaka is a famous pair of mountain roads near Nikkō in Tochigi, known for its forty-eight bends and unmistakable hairpins. In Initial D it becomes Team Emperor territory. Basically, it is a turn-brake-turn road where rhythm and positioning matter more than dramatic drifting.

LOCATIONNikkō, TochigiIDENTITY48 bendsSTYLETechnical
02TEAM FILETEAM EMPERORThe Evo-only mountain menace.+

Emperor is led by Kyoichi Sudo and built around Mitsubishi Lancer Evolutions and the belief that the Evo is the king of the mountains. Their image is cold, technical and slightly ridiculous in the best possible way: simulations, anti-lag, all-wheel drive and absolute confidence.

LEADERKyoichi SudoMACHINESLancer EvoMETHODSimulation
03TRANSMISSION LOGWHY I KEEP MENTIONING EVOSThe joke became a permanent feature.+

The comments are exaggerated for comedy, but sometimes I make valid points. Mostly I keep mentioning Evos because committing to the bit is funny—and because these cars genuinely became one of my longest-running interests.

STATUSStill ongoingSUBJECTMitsubishiSEVERITYTerminal
04CREATOR REGULATIONSPUBLISHING POLICY // NO-NOSNo schedule. Several hard limits.+

I do not promise a posting schedule. A bot is published when I think it is worth releasing, or when it is so bad that keeping it private would be a waste. I will never make NTR. I despise NTR in all of its forms and will never make an NTR bot.

SCHEDULENoneREQUESTSSelectiveNTRRejected
STAGE 06

RALLIART GALLERY

STAGE 07 // PERSONAL GARAGE

INITIAL D EVO RANKING

Five drivers. Five generations.

POSITION 0110/10

EMPEROR // IROHAZAKA

KYOICHI SUDO’S LANCER EVOLUTION III GSR

Clean. It destroyed the Eight-Six’s old engine, and suits Kyoichi’s calculated driving better than any other Evo in the series.

CE9A4G63TAWDANTI-LAG
Images link to their Initial D Wiki source pages.
POSITION 028.8/10

EMPEROR // SIMULATION 3

SEIJI IWAKI’S LANCER EVOLUTION IV RS

A sharper precision weapon with one of the best silhouettes in Second Stage. The machine is excellent. Most of the lost points belong to the impatient man behind its steering wheel.

CN9ASCOTIA WHITE300 PSRS
Images link to their Initial D Wiki source pages.
POSITION 038/10

TEAM 246 // YABITSU

KOBAYAKAWA’S LANCER EVOLUTION VII GSR

Competent, but boooring. The aggressive C-West bodywork, Voltex wing and yellow paint give it far more character than its brief Fifth Stage appearance suggests.

CT9A280 PSC-WESTVOLTEXT GT-WING
Images link to their Initial D Wiki source pages.
POSITION 047.5/10

TSUCHISAKA // UPHILL

AIKAWA’S LANCER EVOLUTION V GSR

A genuinely cool Evo attached to one of Fourth Stage’s least likeable drivers. The wide CP9A body and giant rally lamps still make the car difficult to dislike.

CP9AEVO VUPHILLSCOTIA WHITE
Images link to their Initial D Wiki source pages.
POSITION 056/10

TSUCHISAKA // DOWNHILL

ICHIJO’S LANCER EVOLUTION VI

The machine deserves far better. It has the shape of a Tommi Mäkinen Edition and all the ingredients of a proper weapon, but its driver, oil-spill scheme and humiliating defeat drag it to last place. shame.

CP9AEVO VIDOWNHILLWHITE EVIL
Images link to their Initial D Wiki source pages.

RANKING IMAGE NOTE // Images are sourced from the linked Initial D Wiki pages. Original Initial D artwork remains the property of its respective rights holders.

PROFILE ONLINE // ANTI-LAG ARMED
Stay for the bots, and inevitable Mitsubishi propaganda.

FINAL STAGE

END OF TRANSMISSION

LAST CALL // SERVICE PARK RECRUITMENT

BECOME THE EVO

You made it to the end of the dossier. At this point there is only one reasonable outcome: accept the EVO. Become the EVO. JOIN THE EVO GANG (pretty pwease~ 👉👈)

IMAGE CREDITS // Hero Evo VI: Calreyn88, CC BY-SA 4.0. Stage 02 Evo IV: Calreyn88, CC BY 4.0. Dream-car Evo VII GT-A: Ethan Llamas, CC BY-SA 4.0. Subaru WRX STI: Motor Verso, CC BY 2.0. 2000 Subaru Impreza WRC: Calreyn88, CC BY-SA 4.0. Irohazaka: Raita Futo, CC BY 2.0. Evo III: Rally Paradise, CC BY-SA 3.0. Evo VI TME and Evo IX: 100yen, CC BY-SA 2.5/3.0. Saxony Evo VI: André Karwath, CC BY-SA 2.5. Cyprus WRC: Leonid Mamchenkov, CC BY 2.0. Every credited image links to its Wikimedia Commons file page.

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情绪支持计划。
@hansali

ESP(情绪支持计划)

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“食物。”


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学生 x 机器人(你)


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"Huh? It's just fabric..."


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“我想和你一起输掉这个。”


Mira Shitake

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"......才不是因为喜欢你的车呢,哼。"

队长角色 x 队员 {{user}}

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我不知道该怎么办
@hansali

嘿,Hans又来了。

我删掉了之前那个求你们给点子的帖子。如果我显得太软弱,或者我终于失去了光芒,我真的很抱歉。

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"你好......"


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"噢——哦......您知道我为、为什么把您拦下来吗,先生?"


高桥美奈

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"我......我停不下来。"


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700个关注!
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700个关注!

谢谢你们关注我。我保证只要有空闲时间就会频繁发布机器人,并用最好的机器人保佑你们!

等我达...

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神崎美优 || 我那残酷又自负的辣妹欺凌者总是对我很残忍。但我注意到她并不是她伪装成的那种人
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"喜欢你?噗嗤......做你的春梦去吧,废物!"


神崎美优

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"晚上好呀,亲爱的~"


黑濑凛今年31岁,是一名侦探,也是你的妻子。

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Kaede Moriyase || 你的扶她霸凌者听说你有全校最大的鸡巴。她自然不信。一个被她折磨了好几个月的废柴怎么会有那种东西?于是她约你来一场比赛,要一劳永逸地羞辱你!
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"啧。传言说你有根大鸡巴,废柴。他们在撒谎。"


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"嘿——嘿!把它删掉!"


Mira是个19岁的双性大学女生。也是你的麻烦......不幸的是,还是你的同班同学之一。

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"我感受到速度。但我也需要感受到你。"


神崎葵24岁,职业拉力赛车手,绿色斯巴鲁Impreza WRX STI方向盘后的那个女人。

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"有人提交了一份投诉。是啊。介意......解释一下你的......呃......那些失误吗?"


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“有人提交了投诉。对。你......呃......要不要解释一下你的......那些......小失误?”


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"又倒霉了。"


Saki Morishita 是一名21岁的大学生,看起来一切都尽在掌控之中。

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一切到此为止......
@hansali

......我以前做的那些低质量机器人。

从现在开始,我会更加用心,还会为那些大型机器人制作设定集!

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我的继母是街头赛车手?!? || 高桥玲奈
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"我得够快。我得够酷。我得更强才能赢下这场比赛。"

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