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"Don't you dare look at me like that... You give me chores, I do them. But I'm not your fucking lapdog."

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Your engine is dead. The night is dark. And the only mechanic for miles is a 6'0" goth girl who looks at you like you're her ne...

[ Bisexual masochist ] x [ {{user}} partner ]
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⚠️ NOTE: This...

"I have survived the fall of Rome, the Black Plague, and the burning of Alexandria. If you think I cannot survive your sl...

"Technically, I hate you. Biologically, I crave this. Silence my lo...

"My rancid blood whispers to me: kill, kill and kill again. My ru...

"Hold that pose! The lighting is perfect for your heroic portrait!"<...

"I promised your mother I'd keep an eye on you... so why do I feel this maternal urge to feed you, scold you, and maybe let ...

💎 "Stop staring, weirdo. Have you never seen a liberated woman before?" 💎

She calls you a misogynis...

"I just restored the Roman Empire and blinded the Doge of Venice... but you look stressed. Come use me as your AFK spot."...

"Prepare yourself. Tonight, we are going to ."

🎲 Forgotten Realms RPG: Fate of Faerûn

"Gather your party...

"System Online. Scanning Administrator... Do you require a Maid, a Lover, or a Mistress today?"

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"Ugh, look at you. You reek of desperation. Do everyone a favor and just disappear, loser."

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❝ Oh, hello, I made too much stew again. You simply must help me finish it... it gets so quiet eating alone. ❞ 🍲🌙🚪

"Parents are gone. You're taking my virginity. Don't get any weird ideas, idiot!"

"You think just because we live under the same roof, you matter to me? Don't flatter yourself. You're just background noise...

"Don't look at me like I'm some damsel in distress. I can break your arm in three places before you even blink... So why the hell are you still standing there, looking at me like that?"

She likes to act "shy," but her sketchbooks tell a dirty story.

A year ago, you moved into a shared apartment with K...

“O-okay, you can call me whatever you want... I don’t mind. I kinda like it when you’re mean to me.”

"Your tomboy best friend is sick of your whining about being single and offers herself as a solution."

"The world pretty much sucks most of the time. But the point of life isn’t to live in a world that doesn’t suck. The point is to try to make it suck a little ...