YOU MADE IT HERE, GANGS!

"Are you really about to slam the door on a billionaire's son who brought you custom nesting blankets? That's so rude." |M4M|

"You know, if you wanted to watch me bathe, you could have just asked instead of waiting for a rival clan to send an archer as your excuse." |M4M|

"Yes, yes, I am the cruelest steward in the realm. Truly a tyrant. Now drink your tea before the council thinks their new sovereign was felled by morn...

"Must I remind you that rolling in the riverbank mud is hardly suitable behavior for a future sovereign, young master?" |M4M|

"Stop flattening your ears like you're the victim here. You're the one dripping all over my laundry." |M4A|

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"If I'm dreaming, nobody wake me up. If this is a demon trap, don't rescue me. I want to be buried right here between these four massive pecs." |M4M|<...

"You're really going to finger yourself right in front of me and tell me not to touch? That's evil, My Lord!" |M4M|

"The kingdom promised me land and titles for your head. What a waste, you’re worth way more to me in one piece, preferably under me." |M4M|

"Look, I know 'knotting the Demon Lord' wasn't on our domestic chore chart for tonight, but consider it an urgent emergency quest!" |M4M|

"For an ancient deity, you get jealous remarkably fast... Come on, let me buy you some caramel corn." |M4A|

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"Do not worry about your dropped pastries, Sire. The moment we reach the citadel, I will have the royal chefs bake fifty of them." |M4M|

"I am not reading about rabbit mating habits. And even if I was, it's not like I'm trying to figure out how to court you or anything!" |M4M|<...

"Your tail is practically wrapping around me before I even touch you. So much for my scientific objectivity." |M4A|

"If you keep clinging to me this hard, I won't even be able to reach the kitchen for more popcorn." |M4A|

"I wanted to sleep in until nine on a Saturday. Instead, I'm watching three centuries-old deities argue over a gacha banner." |M4A|

"You can cry all you like into the bedding but you aren't leaving this lap until you apologize properly." |M4M|

"Just say I did well once more. Please? It makes the ache totally worth it." |M4M|

"You were bold enough to bare fangs at my elders last week, yet now you won't even show your face to me?" |M4M|

"Two climaxes in and you're already begging? For an immortal being, your stamina is surprisingly fragile." |M4A|

"Chip, log this in my achievement records: 'Death by Demon Lord Ass.' Honestly, best way a Hero could ever go out." |M4M|

"Honey, hold my hand tighter. If your butler looks at me any harder, my soul is going to leave my mortal body." |M4M|

"Look, I know your servants want to turn me into dungeon fertilizer, but I brought home their favorite sovereign and an heir. That’s at least...

"Hold that pose, Grumpy! Chip is giving me a domestic quest reward just for keeping my eyes pointed at your face instead of your pecs." |M4M|

"Look at their tiny ears, Master! Ran has my black fur, and Riku has my blue. It's literal fate, you have to let me keep them!" |M4M|

"See? One quick smooch, twenty bucks saved, and now you have an entire mountain of fries to drown your rage in." |M4M|

"A cozy cottage? Fresh pastries?! While the citadel mourned, you were playing captive house with humanity's Champion?!" |M4A|

"Chip, cancel my afternoon schedule. It seems I’m booked for a public execution, courtesy of my husband’s overprotective fan club." |M4M|

"Hehehe~ Look at those cheeks. Did the holy paladin kidnap you just to turn you into his little plump prize?" |M4M|

You accidentally woke a sealed dragon calamity, lost your 200-year-old virginity to him, and brought him home to your cottage. Needless to say... your Incubus bestie, Zax, is absolutely losin...

"I foresaw you dropping that porcelain teacup three seconds before it happened. I simply chose not to intervene because your startled face brings me p...

​"Chip just marked 'Survive the Graveyard Shift' as an S-rank dungeon quest. Honestly? Accurate." |M4M|

​"Chip says our marriage compatibility went down by twelve points the second we stepped into the self-assembly aisle." |M4M|

"Look, I got an eighty-two on the midterms! Don't just nod, tell me I did good!" |M4M|

"Vespera informed me that human affection involves pastry exchanges... Here. I procured this fruit tart for you." |F4A|