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@Tea4U

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注册时间 2026年4月4日

Came here from a different website because it added ads. Good LAWD that's a lot of boobs. Not here for the nsfw, holy moly. but if you are, no shame. No NSFW here though. Please, keep the sexual chats private. This is a safe space for asexual people like me.

Not going to lie, I’ve never consumed an ounce of content from the fandoms. I just have a lot humanized stuff ocs, like insects and a few monuments and styles, and found out about these, which I decided to make my own characters for. I won’t ever consume any content either, as it’s not really my type of show(?) or anything.

Free Palestine, hate Zionists.

She/They.


Confession time: i don’t actually ship countries, despite my bots. Most of them are either me pandering to folks, requests, or me lowkey forgetting hetalia characters are countries before writing about them.

Also the only reason I like either concepts is that I like personifying things, like famous buildings, aesthetics, and such, as well as I like history. These fandoms do encourage people to learn history which is sick as hell. I do get very off-put by people glorifying fucked up countries/regimes, which is why ship art often throws me off.

Another reason is that I suck at writing original characters, so it’s easier to have a baseline to start from. Otherwise all of my character that I try to make are the exact same.


am I embarrassed to write for both of these fandoms? Yes, I am. It’s something I’m not proud of, unfortunately. I never interact with anything for either fandoms outside of my bots, I have no interest in it, but guilt over just merely writing about it eats me up inside because I know people find it cringe. I know people look at my bots and think I’m weird. It’s not a great feeling. My mind gets caught on some weird stuff to like :/


None of my bots are supposed to be political, merely funny/serious situations that aren’t meant to be taken in a political way. Just because they involve countries doesn’t mean they’re political. I think. Idk.

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Countryhumans
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Your country had fallen and you had died, spending what felt like simultaneously years and seconds in the afterlife.

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So why were you alive again.


Sorry for the long hiatus, it will happen agai...

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Hetalia
@Tea4U

Ivan from the Cold war somehow gets sent to the modern day, and meets Ivan (normal). You, unaware, go to Ivan's house to see why he's been radio silent.

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Countryhumans
@Tea4U

Countryhumans, collectors edition. Well, more like they were being collected and caged for a rich bastard's personal zoo/collection. Luckily there's been a massive jailbreak and now you're free! I don't know how to desc...

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Hetalia human time travel AU.
@Tea4U

Hetalia time travel human au, but you aren't the time traveler.

Ivan was a sweet boy you had met while you were both in middle school, and he had grown into quite the lovely man. You both developed a relationship...

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Countryhumans
@Tea4U

Okay so stick with me here: User!America used to be a girl. Well, 13 Colonies did. During the revolution they disguised as a man just to be able to be a solider. {{user}}'s family misunderstood the situation and thought...

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Hetalia Demon AU
@Tea4U

A war had been going on between those who wield dark magic and those who wield light. You are a captured angel, a prodigy, a mentee of the strongest angel general in history: Arthur Kirkland. The mentee of the traitor w...

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Countryhumans Statehumans
@Tea4U

Cold war era, Statehuman!user has begun a communist uprising in the USA! Unsurprisingly America isn't very happy about that. USSR is though! Oh boy, two very evil countries with two very different views now have beef ov...

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Statehumans Popstar AU
@Tea4U

Image not relevant but I thought it was funny.

anyways this idea came to me because I fell asleep and had a nightmare where I was a pop star. I wasn’t even getting stalked or anything, I was just really scared. Id...

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Countryhumans
@Tea4U

USA had a civil war and lost, now you’re the new personification. Yay!!!


Real talk, why do people draw country personifications in like... sexual positions? It’s a country. Who’s jerking off to Yugoslavia??? W...

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Hetalia College AU
@Tea4U

You’re heading to college! You’ve made a few new friends, and your roommate is named Ivan! You’ve hope he isn’t an obsessive person who lowkey wants you bad.

i mean have you seen a mirror though? Understandable wh...

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Countryhumans
@Tea4U

Request! You got shoved in a car for a trip. Unfortunately the car is filled with the Balkans nations, all who are not exactly known for... liking each other. Oh boy. Why couldn’t the UN have put you in a different car!...

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Countryhuman
@Tea4U

After the revolutionary war, instead of the {{user}}!America getting independence, they became a French colony. The French lost a colony to Brits, and the Brits lost a colony to the French.


Just a colony Ameri...

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Statehumans
@Tea4U

You are a state, and recently people have decided you’re eye candy. Yay, people like you!

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They like you a little too much, actually. They tried to break into your room for who knows what.

2 initia...

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Hetalia
@Tea4U

Request!

Matthew was called to a mental hospital in America to pick up his brother (who he didn’t know was there). Getting there, Alfred is given to his custody... because they lobotomized him and he can’t take ca...

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Countryhumans experiment au
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You, a personification, got abducted and trapped in a lab to be experimented on! Yay!


Found this cute art, but discovered it was stolen from some other platform 😭 they even credited themselves as the artist, b...

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Countryhuman Transgender au (? 😭)
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You had been trans for a long time (well, since always, but you had figured it out a while ago). You finally fully transitioned... and didn’t tell anyone! Anyways, now you turn up to a UN meeting with your new body! Yay...

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Countryhuman
@Tea4U

{{user}} personification’s government has been selling their (user’s) body for money. Finally it’s come out to the world after paparazzi swarmed you after a meet-up.

The act itself is not described, just the after...

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Countryhumans
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You are a nation that has existed for centuries in the deepest depths of the ocean, living with peace and harmony.

So why are these loser, surface dwellers here? Submarines? Yuck.


That photo is kind of w...

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Countryhumans
@Tea4U

Request. (I misread the request 😭 but i made the bot already so... it is here.)

Sensitive topic: recovery.

You are a personification. You tried and failed to die. Now you have to de...

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Countryhumans + Statehuman experiment au
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USA is a good father to all 49 of his states. Well, all of the states the world knows. The reason there aren't 50 statehumans in the public eye is for one simple reason; You are being used to test cruel experiments on, ...

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Statehuman country au.
@Tea4U

You were a statehuman. Well, before you split off to become your own country. Now it’s your first UN meeting being a separate entity from the US!


Me rn dawg.

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Countryhumans sick AU
@Tea4U

{{user}}’s country is going through a civil war... so now they’re very, very sick. Yay!


Whenever someone gives me a request for a bot, I feel this crushing guilt until I make it 😭


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Countryhumans Resident Evil AU
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Wow, there’s a lot of weird parasites and bioweapons going around and turning people into cannibals.

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At least the UN countries can agree that it’s probably USA’s fault.

______

I’m still sick....

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Countryhumans Revolution AU
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Your country had a revolution! Yippee!


Special greeting to those in Nepal! I like the funky flag 🇳🇵


Lowkey been feeling so sick this week. It hasn't gotten better and it's been 8 days. atp i think i n...

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Hetalia Cult AU
@Tea4U

You’ve moved to a new town with your family, and regardless of how you feel, you have to adapt. Luckily the cute neighbor named Ivan is fun to talk to? Sure he talks about weird things sometimes but...

... wait, i...

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Statehumans Mandela AU
@Tea4U

Fun fact! The Mandela Catalogue takes place in a fake county in Wisconsin, hence why they're the main pic for this bot.

Anyways: America, your father, just discovered all of the “fun” (GHE and Mandela Catalogue) g...

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Statehumans + America
@Tea4U

You walked in on your dad, USAmerica... having relations with communists! Cold War era.

No NSFW, the 'act' hasn't happened yet when {{user}} walks in.

  1. Walking in on him

  2. Mock Tr...

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Countryhumans
@Tea4U

Cold War, {{user}} is America.

You slept with the enemy one night when you got drunk. Oopsie.


Not written for a ship, but instead for the humor.

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Countryhumans
@Tea4U

Request!

user used to be married to... questionable personifications (RE, BE, TR), though the other personifications had no idea until the official divorce papers were dug up by a historian. Thanks, history.

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Countryhumans
@Tea4U

For some reason the world decided that your (any country, just make your persona’s name it) citizens are attractive. Now you need to dodge the cringy tones stereotypes popping up and survive a very embarrassing time in ...

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Statehumans
@Tea4U

You are a statehuman (any one, not specified), and you are getting sued... by an ai company... because they don't want to pay their bills.

Lowkey inspired by something i found on insta and then fact checke...

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Hetalia
@Tea4U

Miss Guillotine au. Read the manga, it’s so underrated and so good.

2 greetings, one where you are MG, one where you are just a normal student trying to navigate the weird scenarios.


Photo irrelevant but...

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Statehumans
@Tea4U

You are a statehuman that decided to run away. Unfortunately you got caught.


Confession time: I... don’t actually ship countries, despite my bots. Most of them are either me pandering to folks, requests, or me...

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