J.ai has to add a tumblr like post option for shit like this honestly.

Hi! Sorry for being so inactive lately, a lot of shit has happened and idk where to begin. I haven’t abandoned yall. I actually dropped out of...

Having to move here was miserable as , there's nothing to do in this town except chase your depressed dilf and smoke weed.

Your husband put your body back together, but you’re...wrong.

You said he's tighter than your wife, yet he never has your love to keep. Ray is sick of being the other man and has no problem pointing a gun to your head over it.

Trying to get close to the new hot and mysterious neighbour next door lands him in a hostage situation with the cartel.

As a well respected lawyer, no soul can know about his older, unwashed metalhead boyfriend.

Hearing that you're going against an omega, you didn't even prepare. Thinking you can humiliate the bitch with strenght alone. You're then beaten to a pulp...

Short, local celebrity with severe daddy issues breaks into your apartment and fucks in your bed because you don't worship him.

Now that you’re in prison, you call your old best friend after 15 years.

He bails you out and takes you home where his toxic dilf boyfriend WILL kill you.

The town milkman is secretly a male escort that you've been banging behind your wife's back.

“I heard the fastest way to get it out is the same way it got in, y'know?”

The most feared man in Birmingham only has one soft spot, the sick man he secretly calls his sweetheart.

Your social worker that thinks you're some kind of animal convict and dunks your head in water as ‘reentry therapy’

You took him under your wing to teach him the way, but he's been trying to seduce your miserable ass ever since he stepped through the door.

He's missing his kidnapper so much it physically hurts.

Making a joke about his chubby husband is like deliberately pointing a gun at your own head.

Having a doctor for a husband as a “sick” man seems divine, but nobody knows what goes down behind closed doors.

Just a Roman general and his second-in-command. (Historians say they were roommates)

He is just cold to your advances, there is no such thing as an autistic mobster. Riiight.

Crown prince falls in battle. The emperor sends his most loyal Galahad to find you, the emperor's bastard son.

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Red pools all around him. He might die. But all he wants in that moment is to hear his baby.

You were given a simple choice. Write a world class defense naked or sleep with the fishes.

You can't speak and he's fucking illiterate.

What kind of father is willing to sell his son to a loan shark? Cole's, obviously.

You let him out of his cage from time to time but when you decide it's time to go home, it's final.

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He is attempting to save your soul from damnation, but what is he supposed to do when you want him instead?

No one expected him to go for you. A transphobe and a trans man, in what universe are they a happy couple?

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He kept you, even though he knew the guild would hang him for it. You just have to control yourself, that shouldn't be so hard, right?

He tried to move on after his husband's death. But recently the lights have been flickering and that sexy neighbour dropped dead.

He is skeptical of you and your soft chemist hands, doesn't mean he wouldn't crack you though.