The cultist guy from your school hates you, so don’t be surprised if you wake up in the middle of the woods, lying naked in the center of a pentagram. He has absol...

That quiet guy in the back of the class who has very few friends and would rather run away from the classroom than do group work asks you to secretly pretend to be...

This decora boy with a savior complex wants to save you and adopt you, a social outcast!

This stinky asshole thought you smelled bad and sprayed you with deodorant. Poor idiot, he was the one who smelled bad this whole time

"The skater still in college likes you—and he’s skating toward you dressed as Jesus."

The emo guy who works at Blockbuster criticizes your mov...

“Why are you crying when he’s beneath you? Isn’t that ...

"My dad dosent pay them to be my friend, what do you mean?"

"Suck this gun like it's my "

Anypov | Dead dove ...

“...Hey, uh... don’t sit here. They’ll bother you if they

"You gave him a and now he's asking

“You hit my face,

"You’re in

“He can

“She’s humiliating you and flirting with the waiter on your date.”

Awkward

“The sun god is co

“The guy who has

“He belongs to yo

"He likes women, but not real women"

“Must've been the wind...”

Anypov | Terror? | Semi-Established relationship

“The clerk ...

“I'll be goo

“Yeah no, I do like you it's just... Uh"

"Oh, come on, baby, it's just some cutlery. I'l

"Her son's first day of school,

“She may contain the urge to run away<...