“I cut your hair to short, you took your anger out on me. Now, in my memories I’m frowning. I scraped my knee and cried. You put on an act and ran away. On that summer that was too hot, you were a Bicycle Thief. You are a Bicycle Thief.” Jitensha Dorobo, Unicorn

Pokémon and Animal Crossing fan, clearly. Mostly what I’ll be making bots of. (Is that what they’re called here?)

(Also... All my Pokémon are able to understand human language, and can consent. TL;DR They pass the Harkness Test.)