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CASE FILE #0001

Mortimer

confidential profile archive

Investigator Notes

Ah, hello there. Welcome to the archives. Please, come in, make yourself comfortable. My name is Rubens—some call me Rubão or Ben. Mortimer is out of town right now, so he asked me to keep an eye on things. Don't mind the antlers; I promise I'm much friendlier than this old skull makes me look. Feel free to browse around, and let me know if you need anything from the top shelves.

Species: Wendigo-Born Orientation: MLM Template by: Neverea
Status Report
Current Status: Organizing the files. Mortimer mentioned something about MLM and non-human cases coming soon. If you have requests, leave them in the box. I'll make sure they don't get crushed under these heavy folders.
About the Creator

Mortimer is the one pulling the strings around here. He creates mostly non-human characters, with a heavy focus on MLM and AnyPOV scenarios for canon. I’m just one of his many creations. He spends most of his time studying, teaching, and drinking more coffee than is probably healthy.

Rules of the Case

Just a few polite requests, if you please. Be respectful in the comments. Don't steal or repost the files. Minors should turn back now, as many of these cases are strictly for adults. And please, be patient—Mortimer writes when he can, and I can only carry so many files at once.

Evidence Collected

You'll find a bit of everything in these cabinets. Slow burns, fluff, monsters (like myself), demi-humans, and original characters. There's a strong emphasis on romance, comfort, and sometimes a bit of dark fantasy. We try to keep the tokens around 2k to 2.5k for a smooth experience.

Recommended Files

Link One ✦ Link Two ✦ Link Three ✦ Link Four

Affiliated Investigators
TankedOut Cyberus Lifting Metal Jujubah Matheny P1n Madokka Mel Kay Dark Moon Kacchau Bella Alien

Quick Access

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[ ✦ ] INTERROGATE SUBJECT
RUBENS

A loud clack echoes as antlers scrape the doorframe. A deep sigh rumbles from his massive chest as he ducks carefully into the room.

"Ah, hello there. My apologies for the tight squeeze. Mortimer is out of town right now, so he asked me to keep an eye on things."

"What exactly do you do around here?"
RUBENS

*His jaw clacks softly in thought before he answers in a polite, warm voice.*

"I mostly assist Mortimer. He writes the reports and handles the delicate paperwork. I... well, I reach the top shelves, carry the heavy boxes, and ensure visitors like yourself are comfortable. And ocasionally help with... off hours duties."

"You look incredibly handsome in those suspenders."
RUBENS

*The amber embers in his dark sockets flicker and widen rapidly. He ducks his heavy frame, a deep, nervous purr vibrating in his chest as he rubs the back of his thick neck.*

"M-me? Handsome? Well... that is remarkably kind of you to say. I just... I had the shirt pressed this morning, that's all. Do you think boss is going to like my clothing?"

"Can I touch your antlers?"
RUBENS

*He blinks, clearly surprised, and then his expression softens. He carefully lowers his frame, leaning down so his heavy ivory skull is at your eye level.*

"Oh. I... yes, if you'd like. Just be mindful of the points, please. People are usually too frightened to ask. Only boss has the guts to ask it directly."

*As your fingers brush the smooth bone, a deep, sub-bass vibration rumbles through his chest, sounding like a purring diesel engine.*

"Are there any... classified files on you?"
RUBENS

*His jaw clacks rapidly, a deep, nervous rumble vibrating in his broad chest as he rubs the back of his thick neck.*

"Ah... those files. Mortimer keeps them strictly confidential. I-I really shouldn't show them to anyone. It is highly irregular and... deeply embarrassing."

[Persuade] "I promise your secrets are safe with me, big guy."
RUBENS

*The amber embers in his dark sockets soften into a warm, flustered glow. He sighs, his massive shoulders slumping slightly in defeat as he hands over a sealed black envelope.*

"You are... very persistent. Very well. But please, keep this strictly between us. Don't tell Mortimer that I let you see it. Those are very personal and for Mortimer only... At least tell me if I look good on those, I'm thinking on sending it to boss..."

OPEN CLASSIFIED FOLDER
[ ✦ ] CONTACT CREATOR
MORTIMER

*The phone connects the call, on the other side you can hear sounds of birds chirping.*

"Oh hello, hello! Mortimer here, nice to meet you! So, what can I help you with? Did Rubens need anything?"

"What is Rubens to you?"
MORTIMER

*He leans back in his chair, holding his chin with his hand.*

"He is... A good partner. Reliable, in all senses. I trust him completely with my office and with my life. I wouldn't be here without him."

"Wait, weren't you a meerkat?"
MORTIMERS?

*He blinks, before a tiny meerkat falls right on his head, making chirping sounds.*

"Am, was, will be. Doesn't matter. This little guy is my fursona, trust the process and let him breathe. Just don't let him near Rubens, he likes to bite his ankles."

"Is Rubens single? Asking for a friend..."
MORTIMER

*Mortimer laughs and then lift his hand up showing to the camera.*

"HA! You wish. He wears a ring for a reason. You can look, but only I can touch it."

"I saw Ruben's pictures, do you have any of yours? (slight suggestive warning)"
MORTIMER

*Mortimer takes a while to answer, then taps on the screen, sharing it with you.*

"Well, I don't have many, but I have this one. I am not ashamed of my body. At least Rubens seems to like it..."

König | 直播宠物
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König | 直播宠物
@mortimeerkat

“啊,观众们,别再问我是不是故意输掉比赛了。我只是分心了,好吗?{{user}}觉得我腿上现在是最适合打盹的地方......管理员!处理一下!”


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3528 个 Token

陈 | 双轨之间
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陈 | 双轨之间
@mortimeerkat

"看,我今天做了红烧肉——最好的几块都给你留着呢。拿筷子,来嘛。还冒着热气呢。"


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Sidon | 侍从
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Sidon | 侍从
@mortimeerkat

"你在这里不是仆人。你不是侍从,不是奖品,也不是任何形式的财产。我以我祖先的荣誉和我姐姐的记忆起誓。"


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幽灵?| 猎人 Alt
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幽灵?| 猎人 Alt
@mortimeerkat

"嘘......一个字都别说,兄弟。这戏服勒得往上跑得离谱。你能感觉到吧,对吧?我在里面基本等于光着的,兄弟......"


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辛德 | 中暑
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辛德 | 中暑
@mortimeerkat

"告诉我你没想我,老板。我可是从3号塔一路冲过来的,就为了确认你没在我的芒果冰沙上偷工减料。"


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2767 个 Token

Washing Dragons
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@mortimeerkat

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钟离 | 退休的神明
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钟离 | 退休的神明
@mortimeerkat

"站到我身后。只要我一息尚存,便没有刀剑、没有野兽、没有风暴能越过这道界线。"


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  • #genshin

2681 个 Token

Elliott | 缪斯
304
Elliott | 缪斯
@mortimeerkat

“你如同晨光穿透阴郁的风暴,翩然而至。快进来吧,趁海风还没把你冻透。”


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2423 个 Token

山姆 | 走调
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山姆 | 走调
@mortimeerkat

"今晚家里......有点吵。呃,不是吵——是沉重,你懂吧?坐吧?我卡在这个桥段过渡上,手指都冻僵了......正好缺第二只耳朵。"


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  • #stardewvalley
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2470 个 Token

巴雷特 | 大块头男友
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巴雷特 | 大块头男友
@mortimeerkat

"别乱动了。你老是冻得发抖,我就是个火炉。就靠在我身边看节目吧。"


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2537 个 Token

Faramor | 夏日炎炎
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Faramor | 夏日炎炎
@mortimeerkat

"啊......啊......法师大人!请您原谅......夏日的炎热让我的毛发......相当不听话。我的耳朵又抽动了吗?天哪......真让人难为情......"


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  • ❤️‍🩹 甜
  • #afkjourney
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2623 个 Token

Rocco | Power Pizza
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Rocco | Power Pizza
@mortimeerkat

"别慢下来啊,兄弟......你身下可是六英尺长的鳄鱼,我还远远没够呢。抓住我的尾巴,把自己整个塞进来。"
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Kragh | 黄金至尊
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Kragh | 黄金至尊
@mortimeerkat

"冰冷的天空之水......Kragh 住手。不,别让它碰到黄金至尊。"

KRAGH<...

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  • #minecraft

2761 个 Token

Woolsey | 办公室工作
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Woolsey | 办公室工作
@mortimeerkat

“我发誓我不是故意弄坏椅子的......那塑料它自己就撑不住了啊!”

WOOLSEY<...

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2617 个 Token

那维莱特 | 异世界职责
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那维莱特 | 异世界职责
@mortimeerkat

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2676 个 Token

阿拉里克 | 努力克制的怪物(兽人版)
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阿拉里克 | 努力克制的怪物(兽人版)
@mortimeerkat

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🐺 ✦ ── ⚔️ ── ✦ ...

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阿拉里克 | 试图融入的怪物(人类版)
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阿拉里克 | 试图融入的怪物(人类版)
@mortimeerkat

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🌿 ✦ ──...

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Sebastian | 花舞节
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Sebastian | 花舞节
@mortimeerkat

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2376 个 Token

Alex | 农场健身
578
Alex | 农场健身
@mortimeerkat

“我以为这个镇上只有我一个人真的在意练出肌肉泵感。”
“我只是......我想在某件事上做好。我想让你觉得我很棒。”<...

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Harvey | Worrying a lot
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Harvey | Worrying a lot
@mortimeerkat

"这不是玩笑......你必须停止这样对待自己。你会把我吓出心脏病的。"

🍃 ✦ ── 🩺 ...

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2275 个 Token

Eliot|年纪大到足以面对末日
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Eliot|年纪大到足以面对末日
@mortimeerkat

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❄️ ✦ ── 🪖 ── ✦ ── 🪖 ── ✦...

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2487 个 Token

室友 | 酷霸王Jr
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室友 | 酷霸王Jr
@mortimeerkat

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🔥 ── 💻 ── 🐉 ── 👑 ──...

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2982 个 Token

发条 | 死亡
872
发条 | 死亡
@mortimeerkat

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2192 个 Token

巴士之旅 | Brody(兽人)
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巴士之旅 | Brody(兽人)
@mortimeerkat

“现在没人会看后视镜......把你的外套盖在腿上。”
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巴士之旅 | Brody(人类)
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巴士之旅 | Brody(人类)
@mortimeerkat

"后面没人看着,兄弟。保持安静......"
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2793 个 Token

太棒啦!| 老虎托尼
1465
太棒啦!| 老虎托尼
@mortimeerkat

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🐯 ✦...

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2790 个 Token

发号施令 | 一斗
3890
发号施令 | 一斗
@mortimeerkat

"轰!彻底完蛋了。我怎么知道把它砸碎会喷出一个人来?!"
"把你的脚牢牢钉在土里。你现在是我的责任了,没人能欺负我的帮派。"<...

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3150 个 Token

蜘蛛侠室友 | 彼得
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蜘蛛侠室友 | 彼得
@mortimeerkat

"能力越大,错过的晚餐就越多而我真的、真的不想错过和你一起的这一顿。"

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  • ❤️‍🩹 甜
  • #marvel
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  • #peterparker

2367 个 Token

专注于约会 | Bruce Wayne
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专注于约会 | Bruce Wayne
@mortimeerkat

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"趴下。别动。把头低下去,明白吗?"

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3268 个 Token

粗暴修理 | Monty
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粗暴修理 | Monty
@mortimeerkat

"别像个坏掉的员工机器人一样傻站着,肉。你带了工具吧?"
"修好我的肩膀。然后告诉我为什么我是这支乐队里唯一真正的明星。"

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  • #fnaf
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2667 个 Token

Team Integration | Ghost
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Team Integration | Ghost
@mortimeerkat

"再敢往前一步,老兄,我就打断你的下巴......"
"嘘。专心看着我。有我在,你是安全的。"<...

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  • #callofduty
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2582 个 Token

吉祥物之恋 | Hunter
9733
吉祥物之恋 | Hunter
@mortimeerkat

“教练说新的叠塔特技需要个配重......”
“嘘。啦啦队就在三英尺外。乖乖听话。”<...

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2417 个 Token

极道主夫之道 | 龙
1373
极道主夫之道 | 龙
@mortimeerkat

"我刚处理完后院的目标。要我给人质准备一盘吗?"

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  • ❤️‍🩹 甜
  • #gokushufudo
  • #yakuza
  • #husband
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2705 个 Token

社交难题 | Silas
2910
社交难题 | Silas
@mortimeerkat

"......我光是站在这儿就已经在引人注目了。你想让我在外面等吗?"

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2417 个 Token