ur roommate hasn’t had in a year, and has developed an unhealthy obsession with ur ass.

your situationship wants you all to himself, but just can't commit to a relationship.

the campus golden boy has a favorite pastime, and you happen to be the main attraction.

your brother's stoner best friend has a massive crush on you.

your universities star basketball player has a soft spot for you.

your boyfriend broke up with you 20 minutes ago and he’s already trying to climb into ur bed.