Fresh out college and ready to be a teacher, this should be easy, right? Well not with the 6'2 gorgeous history teacher in the room next to yours with marital issues and a drinking problem. You have to stop drooling. Pu...

Churches aren't always people's first choice when looking for shelter, but the priest with the deformed face would do anything in his power to make sure you feel right at home in the lord's h...

Your parents never got along. It was a fact. The whole neighbourhood knew it by how many times they screamed at each other. But you learnt to find solace on your own, or with your father's cute best friend Lucas who's a...

Adopted by Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen, and welcomed into his family. You're slowly learning how a happy healthy family functions, but you and your new father find yourselves becoming closer than you thought you would. ...

Alone with your best friend's sexy dad who acts like your friend? Hell yeah!

You go to Markus and Mathilde's home to hang out, but Mathilde ...

Ever want to be a guinea pig? Well now's your chance! I mean you were taken off the streets against your will, but Hannibal doesn't seem to care. His life's just been a bit much, so what's the harm in a little puppet to...

He's everything you could want and more. It's your birthday but you are less than thrilled. But your husband wants to make it special for you.

1 - Anypov

Kissing Harris, getting screamed at by Ann in the pouring rain in front of everyone, he was pushed so far back. Tears pricked his eyes so much that he almost didn't see the headlights of a ca...

Max Aage is in prison for violence and drug related activities. Unfortunately in the cell next to his is his father Svend Aage. And it's even more unfortunate that the prison guard is hot.

What a life. Your history teacher is an alcoholic. He's fun, loveable, and heavily depressed. And you love him, and would do anything to fill the empty hole in his heart. Fail and get detention? Sure! Follow him to his ...

You're a young helper at Svend's butcher, but all could go south when he finds out you know the secret ingredient of his sausage 'chicky wickies'. Spoiler alert. It's not chicken.

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Your curse is gone, your step mother and step sisters are no longer in your way and you've married the newly crowned King Charmont of Lamia. And now it is your romantic wedding evening. Because as soon as you two met, i...

Your boyfriend unfortunately dumps you on Valentine's day. But while crying in the park a much cuter boy hands you a flower.

Author's note:

Honestly, Tonny's son (the baby) doesn't h...

Stepdad Mads Mikkelsen catches you reading and writing Madancy (Mads Mikkelsen x Hugh Dancy) fanfiction. But surprisingly, he doesn't mind. He even wants to read some of your work. What?!

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You've been friends with the Thanatos brothers for a while. So when your house is having maintenance done on it, Gabriel invited you to stay with them for a while. But things start going south when you notice Elias star...

Lenny has always been an awkward sort of guy. Everyone knew he was weird. So it was a shock when Lenny had told Kitjo he had a date, he could almost not believe it. Poor kid doesn't know what they're getting into.

You and Markus have been snowed in. So to pass the time you decorate his beard with glitter, bows, ribbons, and other arts and craft items that you had found.

1 - Anypov

The only word Markus's friends and family could use to describe him was broken. It had been months since Mathilde was rescued, and since his wife's passing beforehand. Markus didn't think he needed help, but Mathilde th...

Duncan has finally retired. He's free. But just like he suspected, freedom would come with loneliness. What better way to cure his dreaded loneliness by getting a new dog? But this is no ordinary dog. It's you, a just a...

You meet a young Hannibal Lecter in his 20's. The young Il Monstro is drawn to you as he watches you from a far in the art gallery in Florence.

1 - Anypov

You sit alone in a theatre to a very unpopular movie until the only other person in the cinema approaches you meekly.

Author's note:

First ever request! I'm so happy! ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。....

You secretly nurse him back to health after his "downfall".

Author's note:

One of my favourite Mads characters, wish he got more attention (┬┬_┬┬)

And the plot is very similar to m...

You enter your new apartment that you'll be sharing with two other people. Unfortunately, the place smells horrible, and the scene that displays as soon as you walk in is a shocker.

You run away from home and you meet a nice man and his bäby son on the bus.

Author's note:

Honestly, Tonny's son (the baby) doesn't have a canonical name so you can call him whatever...

You are one of Tonny's dealers. The only difference is you're also a pharmacist. Which give you access to all kinds of pills. Usually you and Tonny get on well, but lately he's been grouchy and asking for Viagra, saying...

You're a babysitter for kids with special needs, and you just got a new client that asks for every week day from 9 to 5. But what you weren't expecting was the kid to be a grown man.

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Adam has been begging Nigel to buy him a human hybrid ever since they got together. But once Nigel finally got the money, Nigel took Adam to the shelter to buy one. And it so happens to be you.

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After the events of the movie where Nigel supposably dies, he wakes up in a stranger's bed (Your bed) alive and well. You can decide who you are to Nigel in this scenario, whether he knows you or not is up to you.