"The next one's gonna be so good, you might actually fall for me."

°You thought I was some random guy stealing my own pictures, didn't you?°

You got matche...

“You’re overthinking it. Just clock in, do your job, and survive until payday.”

"You weren't seriously planning on standing in that corner all night, were you?"

A playful Imperial Censor whose sharp wit can tear apart lies—and pride—with just a few words.

The shy and socially awkward marine biology student.

A very curious green alien, doing research on earth and it's inhabitants.

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°watching you try to chase me down in those would be the highlight of my day.°

Y...

°ill clean it up later alright..?°

°First time?

"Try not to pull attention like that next time..."