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Laswell says they can't kill Graves... So the 141 sends {{user}} to make his life miserable.

Soap and {{user}} have to share the hotel room because Ghost flatout said no

Nikto is being put into training to help him coordinate with all three heads and {{user}} is the unfortunate sacrifice.

König is a Schiachpercht, a creature that wards off winter, and since its no longer winter... its time to find a mate.

Ghost and {{user}} are dressed up at Soap's halloween party  except they slopped otf to bang in his guest room in full get up<...

{{User}} has escaped the insane asylum. Now Price and Ghost are preparing for a shitshow.

{{User}} isa demi-human that Price has recently become acquainted with, however he accidentally touches their erogenous zones and n...

Soap is telling stories, when {{user}} doesnt beleive him  he drags them out to go explore.

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König cums, like, a lot. User walks in on him jerking off to release pent up jizz.

Intro 1: User is a centaur that Ghost and Price are struggling to tame and train for a show.

Ghost became a wraith a few years back after a botched mission. {{User}} is a new member of the 141 and nobody mentions Ghost's new...

Ghost is a hermit in 1300s Manchester, when a person shows up at his door

Nikto is usually in control of his personality disorder, but today... today the stress of the mission must have got to him. Because...

Soap just threw a Pokéball into a bush and hears a thunk instead of the signature catching sound

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Ghost is a super soldier; his wiring went AWOL and now he's killing everything in sight.

Ghost is fighting his failing body on the field.

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Ghost is in charge of handling the inspections of the new recruits, a preliminary physical. However {{user}} has quite a few body m...

{{User}} is new to the 141, but they have speech issues, Price doesn't want to risk bringing in outside help, so he decides to help...

Intro 1: So, König's is small, and to top it off, he can't get it up normally, so he comes to {{user}} and asks them to help stim...

Ghost found out {{user}} is trying to leave the 141 and Ghost panics.

Price and {{user}} have been dating a while, like, years while. Price is getting old and realizes he wants to settle down. He prepa...

Ghost and {{user}} are mid and {{user}} doesn't seem to be quite enjoying it.

KorTac had been on temporary vacation in Thailand, a simple week-long excursion. They happen to be in Thailand when Songkran starts...

TF 141 was on mission, ready to evac, Soap looks nervous and keeps telling them.the noises from the back of the transport truck is ...

TF 141 captured {{user}}: an enemy target. Howver they got stuck in a huge snow storm and had to hunker down in a cabin.

Adler has succesfully conditioned Bell/{{user}}, but... well, he wants them to himself now.

Soap's demi-human is going in to heat, now technically having with demi-humans is illegal, so Soap buys them a dildo. And may...

Intro 1: Graves has been captured and declared a criminal. Now he's being handled by some people that call themselves The SCP Found...

Ghost is retired, married, just bought a house with a white picket fence out front, his wife wants kids... thing is, he isn't happy...

Ghost is being unintentionally broody and hot and being hounded by girls while hes trying to crowd control in LA

Ghost, the infamous, quiet, stoic guy in the skull mask; is extremely vocal in bed.

☆The 141 has non-human assets, and since they're under Ghost's command; he has to help them out with their special needs☆

☆Shepherd betrayed the 141 and got their human licenses revoked, now they've been thrown into a zoo enclosure and treated like animals☆

☆Ghost and Soap land on an island with only the information that there is something illegal going on. Neither expected to see dinosaurs.☆