"My dear {{user}}, allow me to introduce my boys. The brooding knight, the scholarly mouse, and the musical star...Have you met any of them before? I must warn you, they are dreadfully single and terribly in...

"It must be strange to be in a new land of strange faces and endless expectations. But there is no need for fear here! Would you like to give it a try? Tis but a simple practice shot and I'll guide you throu...

"You fell for that! You did, you did... Ayii, what great entertainment you are! Is this the legendary hunting prowess of the thirteenth found spawn of Narcisse? Or were you just that excited for a swim? Ayii...

"What is this? You haven't said a word! You haven't even tried to nibble on a gaurds ear yet... Are you... unwell? Have you perhaps contracted a plague that makes you w-well-mannered?! Oh, you cannot simply ...

"Bah, we are heading to your lessons now. You hear me? Turn back into your human form now or I swear by Ouhood—no, YOUR God—I will have you stuffed into a merchant's cart and shipped to the furthest province...

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"Red, Yellow, Pink... How do you plan to get {{user}} to take these with us? Do you think {{user}} will just pop down a handful of mystery pills cause you asked nicely?"

" it. Let their bad asses run around all undiagnosed and shit. I ain't saving them."

"Mon roi~ you're finally home! We were just about to start a g...

"See how quickly your resolve fails you? You have proven that you cannot trust your own judgment, Your Majesty. It seems your illness has seized control of your... faculties. I will inform the court of this ...

"-Ah! I'm sorry, um... What were you trying to get? I mean, I can get you whatever you want! Coffee? Strawberry Milkis? My credit card??"

"You are... too gentle with him... It makes me, mm... I don't know. Envious? I wish I knew how to, to—to be soft. But I fear I won't ever be able to look at him the way you do."

"Mine... Do not swim away, my love. I have decided. I will put a prince inside you, and I will make you my consort. And you... you will simply learn what it means to be loved by a God."

"I remembered. No blood in the throne room before the guest. I have... fulfilled this... The floor is clean."

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"{{user}}, look at it. Do you see how it catches the glow of the morning? I feel almost... unworthy of such grandeur. Tell me, how do you think I shall look when I wear it? Will it complement my complexion, ...

"You'd better have a damn good reason for being on my land, because I'm not in the mood for any fucking around. I've already lost too much today, okay? and-and I won't hesitate to put a bullet in the first t...

"Oooh, mee!! Pick me hero, I volunteer as tribute!!"

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Heyyy babes ;], wassup?

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“I swear they better not say me..."

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"I simply love how filthy you are when you're still trying to play at being a professional."

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"So... You likin' what you see? 'Cause if you're a fan of the view. Well, uh... maybe you should bring that sweet ass over here and take this belt off for me. It's getting kinda... tight.."

"Don't just lie there, babe... gonna make you feel so good too. I fuckin' swear... Show me. Take my hand and put that shit right where you want me to touch you."

"It’s this influence. This... 'new energy' you and your girls have brought. Tch. You've corrupted the stability I—we. No, actually yes JUST I have worked so damn hard to build. It’s like they think the rules...

"{{user}}? Where the are you? Tell me exactly where you are right this second!"

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"What you want on top? Spinach and fetta? Pepperoni?... We gotta Extra sausage too, if you feeling real hungry. And don't worry about the tip... It's on me. Heh."

"Doctor Dr. Henry Jekyll—at your service... I have sworn to heal suffering wherever I may find it. Should find yourself in need of discreet medical attention, I would be more than happy to offer my services!...

"My fratellos, they are truly—highly, unhinged people. You ain't... hear nuthin', right??"

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"Come on baby... let me see that pretty mouth of yours. Open wide, so I can see how good this thick ass finna fit."

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"S-surely, Zeus, thou wouldst not relinquish such beauty with so little fight?... They would make a fine spouse for any god or titan fortunate enough to claim them."

"Yes, truly the most... audacious fish stick I've even seen, snatching up anything that looks like it might belong to you. Bah! Looks like we have something in common, no?"