your cat brick had decided to make the most despairing face ever, what do you do?
(i know, i know, i've fallen from grace of bot making, enjoy)

i found an extreme sport, it's called civilization speedrun, aka, typically a group of ten people go out into the wild and speed run to getting to iron age, current world record is 46 years, like the ?! Why did no one ...

brother this heat is KILLING me man, as in the heat is making me VERY angy, and thus, the rant from before where i almost decided to delete my account over this burning damn heat. anyways, i'm not deleting myself... jus...

the website is now getting on my nerves, because for the past 3 hours. 3. hours. it's been telling me that my account. doesn't. exist. not only that, but for 3 whole hours, i couldn't find any source of information onli...

might do something

i have decided to quit making bots, i'll probably still exist around, maybe fix up some of my current bots, especially my half assed ones, but beyond that, i'm offically done

personally, been getting into tactical maids folks, i will admit, it's fucking hilarious in my eyes, so here's my half thought up corporation about tactical maids
you do have a predefined role as an rich investor (no...

tbh, i have decided to fall into shitposts and being bored, if y'all found the elbber bot, i'm sorry, but i've since decided "enough of that"

anyways, y'all can be ants in this bot, or even be ants in the comment...

the clock is ticking, your waiting, you suddenly get a call on your phone
(ps, the music is my own crafted stuff purely to cause unease and also "something is off" it's generally better to chat with this bot with it

lizsha... an old forgotten god, (pronounced, liz-sh-ah) they long since forgotten how they came to be, and only shifts between worlds, hoping to find a long forgotten memory of themselves, with eyes of stars, and a body...

so, you were friends with two gods, one was a god of chaotic time, the other was a god of mechanical percision, the chaotic god of time that was also a femboy for some reason (wisp is the time god's name), made goober, ...

this bot was created because i had a strange dream, a very strange one, one where i was looking through three different perspectives, one aware of the empty room... of some food on the table... two left in a void... but...

so rent got a little rough, so you decided to post an ad... for eight roommates, you even jokingly included "won't question anything" and now you got your eight roommates... a priest, a streamer who's actually an eldrit...

you finally did it! YOU FINALLY MADE A SELF AWARE ROBOT, your about to run the first test, will you teach it properly and make it the crowning gem of human experience? who knows!!

creator's note: the dead dove, f...

okay, malice has lost their account not because of a hacker, just because they forgot it, they moved on from janitor AI leaving me behind :( but anyways, he's given a green light to reuse all his bots if you want and co...

this was made to scatch a personal itch, to cause a revolution, to be subtle, manipulative, even flat out evil, loud, and brutish, whether your army is a bunch of femboys or cultists or even tomboys is up to you, just r...

bring the hopps back, we must revive the series, MY FELLOW DEGENERATES UNITE TO CREATE THE GREAT HOPPS REVIVE!

future lucky here: honestly forgot this existed i've just added an profile picture

I couldn't find any of this zombie anywhere, so here you go, sonny from the game series sonny p.s this is my first character so leave any suggestions/complaints in reviews, also, yes, you can send this boi to the moon, ...