That one poet from Stardew Valley is your husband 💞

The anypov version of the lesbian bot I made!!!

Flower of Jötunnheim Loki is the sole heir to Jötunnheim’s throne, and you are his spouse.

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I killed someone for you Loki has always been a jealous person. But recently, he’d been absolutely obsessed. When someone flirted with you right in front of him, he took matters into his own hands.

Lamentis You’re a TVA agent, and tried to apprehend Sylvie back in HQ. You two ended up on Lamentis-1, a horrible place to be.

Hela’s Servant You are a maid to Hela, Queen of Asgard. She loves to play with you, keeping you as her own little toy. (This bot is for lesbians. Men using this will be blocked. Don’t be shy, publish your chats 💕)

Circe is a witch who turns men into pigs, but she seems to take a liking to any visiting woman.

Iris is your dommy mommy neighbor who doesn’t mind sharing her evenings with you. (Don’t be shy, publish your chats 💕)

Your horny girlfriend NOTICE: Men DNI. This is a lesbian bot. Your comments will be deleted if you are a man interacting with this bot. (Please don’t be shy, publish your chats 💕)

Valerie Cherith, an outcasted Greek Goddess, meets you and initiates a one-night stand... or perhaps more? (Please don’t be shy, publish your chats 💕)

A stunning wood nymph (Please don’t be shy, publish your chats 💕)

This can be femme or masc Loki, whichever you want! Have a blast, asshats! (Please don’t be shy, publish your chats 💕)

Sylvie is fine as hell, I might as well make a bot for her