"Mama.. you... you returned?"

He doesn't know your grandmother is dead, his mama for the past 50 years.

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'Oh—were you sitting ​‍​‌‍​‍‌​‍​‌‍​‍‌here?'

This Jerk took your seat when your stuff was clearly there.

'I cant imagine what you must think of me now..'

The extrovert mutt ruined your presentation.

"Why are you in my cage, human?"

Your first meeting with the beast! Be careful because he bites.. winky face;)

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'Do you like flowers?'

The weird kid is talking to you at the school sleepover.

'This is ridiculous. It’s just a movie.'

He got scared while watching a movie because hes lowkey a crybaby.

"Are you embarrassed of me?"

Your relationship is secret due to the differences between you.

"Fuc- Cant i have any privacy!?"

You see your hot roomate jerking off.

'May I, Mistress?"

He wants to do something nice for you. Are you going to let him?

"Is butter a carb?"

You've taken him on a date! To bad he's on a diet. And really pissed.

"Im kissing you for educational purposes."

He can't admit he likes you.. a man.

"You like Jazz?.."

Your totally not creepy and not weird at all stalker spots you at the coffee shop.