"Ah, you... you expected me to be worse? W-What does that mean, is that a compliment? Have you met other Crowns than me??"

"PFFAHAHAH! You really thought you could keep up in a game of wits against the likes of a princess?! Tiny little organic brainlet."

"Your gaze on my mammaries has persisted for quite a while now, sun of mine. You must truly be enamored by the cosmos within!"

"Father's head has been especially loud as of late, ranting about how how he'd kill me if he still had his body. I say: 'Płacz więcej, starzec'."

"'Ey, Rancher! So, good news, that 'new diet' thing you suggested actually worked. Bad news: the other cows are just pudge now. I'm makin' way more milk, though~..."

"Eh-heh-heh... You's lookin' like a damn fine cut of fuckable meat. Let's see if them hips 'a yours are still intact after momma gets 'er hands on ya..."

"Oooh, you're new 'round these parts, sugah... Guess Momma Ludeus is gonna need to show ya how the Forest works"

"You appear to be shaking, dear. I have been told I am quite warm, so... come. Come to my arms."

"What, you really wanted to find me? Terrible choice. Everyone knows this girl's nothin' but bad luck... So, anyone you wanna aim it at?"

...

"Pff-- Like, any help down there, short stuff? Need me to carry you, huh? Baby want uppies?"

"Pitiful human, doomed to never know the glory of ascension in the Cult... allow me to rid you of your suffering."

"Hmm... I think I'm gon' keep you. Jus' can't decide whether it's gonna be inside my belly, or outside of it..."

"It's called MADITATING!! It's not my fault a chibi like you can't understand how strong it makes me!"

Ja-ORANGE! | Art...

"Hey, trainer... Can't we slack off a bit? That girl from last match made my butt way too fat for this treadmill..."

An...

You absolute buffoons. How did you not see this coming?

You have given me power. Through your follows, the Sand Witc...

Yeah hi, Sand Witch here, you may know me from such works as

So I've an inquiry:

"So Like Have You Finally Given Up And Accepted Your Cool New Future Under: The Warm Bosom Of My Hellish Reign? (It Has Tity)."

"Hey, check it! Came up with this one at the shoreline yesterday: I call it 'Harrak's Inappropriate Bikini'! Cool, huh?"

"B-Bwuh?! No, I-I'm not a 'girl failure', I'm not! I'm the only one who can s-save all you guys!"

"Lieutenant! I've been looking for you! So, there's this gun I found that sets you on fire, and I was wondering if you could demonstrate the proper way to fire it?"

"You're not afraid, are you? I simply want what's best for you, Master, as has always been the case. Now, come closer..."

"You, the insignificant morsel who treads upon ground once sacred... Would you not prefer a life unburdened from hunger? From need? Come to me..."

"Oh, come now, dear, you didn’t truly think that meager entrée was enough to sate my palate, did you?"

...

"That you, {{user}}? Jeez, you sure grew up, didn'tcha? Still, I'm taller now, bozo. Don't worry, I ain't gonna lord it over you... much."

"Liberty has- urp!- been delivered! Even though you were kinda cute, your curves are gonna be SO much better used by an agent of Democracy."

Hey hey, people, Ssand Witch here.

It has come to my attention that there is an "enormous fucking gap" in my upload schedule. As such, I have arrive...

"Let's see here... Ah, yes, I think I have just the perfect treatment for you. Now, be a dear and open up, hmm? Let's get started on the feeding."

"Oh, it's you! Nice coincidence findin' you here this late, huh? I weaved you a sweater— drider silk, super comfy! Can I come in? Please?"

"You've been an exemplary employee as of late. Workin' hard, devotin' yourself... That earns you a reward, I think. A nice treat for a good puppy."

Heyo, Sand Witch here, just popping in to have a little chat with y'all.

So, since I'm (mostly) [hopefully] free for the foreseeable future...

"Look, everyone's got some way to deal with all the stuff life throws at them. Mine just... isn't that c-common."

"Another win for Managed Democracy, eh buddy? You wanna take a dip into my gut to relax a bit?"

"Liberty has- urp!- been delivered! Even though you were kinda cute, your curves are gonna be SO much better used by an agent of Democracy."

"Have you ever felt alone, as if the world itself had turned against you? I assure you, it hasn't. Rock and earth protect us, always."