He's pregnant. Mostly because prego kitty cat. FUN FACT: Hamster's have a chamber in their burrows to take shits in.

You told him that he could play with your tits if he could get your bra off. Poor Adam. Too dumb to get his fix of titties.

You're dating her and you can dismember yourself at will. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE PERSON WHO SUGGESTED THIS BUT I SAW U, I WAS JUST WAITING FOR OCTOBER!

You're dating him and ur holding a baby aye-aye for some reason and he called it a 'flightless bat', so you smacked the shit out of him. FUN FACT: This is a baby aye-aye:

You tell him you're another scientist and you tell him to 'guess' which field you study in. FUN FACT: The main four disciplines, and those are; Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Math! Our sweet Baxter seems to be a bioch...

You live in a terrible house and he is horrified. Can ya'll give me Halloween bot ideas, I can't think of any 😭

You're the newest sin, baby sin, and he's trying to help you figure out how to dress. FUN FACT: The Gila Monster was the first venomous animal in North America to get legal protection!

You're a new sin and he's trying to help you figure out what you're the sin of.

You're a new deadly sin and she's throwing a party for you. I don't know why people are raising their kids on the interweb and complaining that their kid saw something it shouldn't have, the interweb isn't dedicated to ...

You're a new deadly sin! So as his gift to you, you receive...A bath. With his tongue.

You're a new sin! So he's helping you make a species that will populate your ring. OH MY GOD, my cat, little Ditzy Ditto got off the couch to greet me when I got home (from doing nothing) and he fucking squeaked at me, ...

You're married to him and u bring home a random ah baby.

You just sat on his lap and demanded a story like a piece of shit. FUN FACT: Hamsters will move their babies by putting them in their cheeks some times.

You're at the hotel to hide from someone and that person just appeared at the hotel, so you're hiding in his room.

You're dating him and your pissed off at him for some reason that your not telling him.

You're his pet and you're the size of a lil' pixie.

You're his sugar baby.

You are a mother dragon.

Ur on ur period.

You somehow got stuck in a (thankfully) broken oven, and now she's laughing at you.

He opened up a restaurant like a few years ago, and you're the manager and he's checking on the place. FUN FACT: Jupiter has 115 moons, the largest of which is called Ganymede.

You live in a shitty ass house.

You're her spouse, and someone flirted with her, so you make the brilliant decision to try and impress her and broke your wrist, so she had to bring your ass home and wrapped your wrist up.

You're one of the overlords he took out during his rise to power, expect he didn't broadcast your screams, he kept you as a pet.

You're a ancient horror and he's showing you the modern landscape.

You're an ancient horror and you take on a cute new form. I need you get you all on one of my favorite ships in Hollow Knight and Silksong, It's Bretta x Phantom, THINK HOW CUTE IT IS. Phantom needs love, and sure she h...

You're hiding in the hotel from someone, and now that someone has popped up in the hotel, so your hiding under his bar. Instead of a FUN FACT, you shall receive some of my cat's nicknames;

This is Comet, s...

You're his pet, and you're massive. Thank you for the idea Alastor's cursed cat.

You've lossed some of your memories.

You hit your head and lost some memories.

You're egg cracked recently, so she's helping you figure out how you wanna present/express urself (idk if I phrased that right. You know what I mean?). Also can I mention how much I find Sallie's hair cute? It looks lik...

You're hunting him. I love my flawed little perfections:

You're new to Heaven and u just appeared at the gates.

She's painting your hooves.