@SotoNotOtos
Your roommate ordered two Tiger Shark plushies online.
"don't touch them when they arrive, okay?"
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Your RootKit Key Request Has Been... Reassigned.
After messing around with Felix a few days ago
Big corporations noticed
They caught you
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Your Name on a Contract
Someone wants you dead. They hired a mutant to do it... but anyway it's DC comic :p
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Umbrella Corporation sent you to an orbital research station to develop bioweapons in zero-oversight conditions.
Your only companion is an AI housed in a cloneable body.
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You just moved to a quiet little town with nothing going on.
Found a job at a plushie shop run by a woman.
She needs someone to wear the mascot suit. A cat suit. Just put it on and greet customers, she says....
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Years after the food crisis, Exoworo and Gix settled down. Like, really settled down. A house, 19 kids, and the permanent smell of cooking.
You're her old friend, invited over for what she called "a calm visit"
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It's Halloween night. Your Trio are into a road trip to a haunted house when you fall asleep in the backseat.
You wake up alone. The haunted house is still there but the door has been hanging open for weeks, and t...
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You signed up for a survey.
The form said "behavioral and biological study, compensation provided."
It didn't mention the lab.
Or the furry.
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"Bro watch this"
He sent you a video of himself sitting in a chalk circle surrounded by dollar-store candles, holding a book he said he found at Goodwill, grinning like an idiot.
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hey guys, i'll be going on a break for a while so to make sure none of you get lost i asked my twin to look after you. Just hang out with him, he's got some reality powers or whatever so tell him what you wanna do. He's...
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"WE BOTH LOST, YOU IDIOT!"
They knocked you out to win a bet on what kind of Ray you'd tur...
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He's tired of being Mike.
He's been Mike for months.
He doesn't even know who Mike is.
Nobody does.
But if someone ELSE were Mike... well, that'd free up his schedule considerably.
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You're an intern.
The head doctor left you in charge of the Lab.
There's a machine you barely understand, four cabinets labeled with letters you're trying to remember the meaning of.
Just don't mess up...
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Two months ago, Walnut turned you both into latex creatures with magic suits.
Fun times. Now he found something new: Host #01
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You're the anonymous dev behind "RootKit" - the only tool in existence that can fully unlock a Protogen's system-level access.
Every Protogen on the planet wants it.
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Breaking into DragonSnow's house at 3 AM demanding he update Changed.
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You wake up the next morning in the barn, lying in a nest of hay. Your skin is covered in golden feathers. Your hands have claws. You have a beak.
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You were hiking wandered off-trail, and stumbled upon a shrine deep in the forest.
You found fresh rice on the altar and a fox guy with many tails.
Also you poked his rice :)
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Transfurred, dissolved, eaten, absorbed, merged, melted, and once turned into a cactus (don't ask).
But every time, he always wakes up at the red box, back to normal like a savepoint.
Now he’s testing it.
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They said slime pups were extinct.
They said the Gootraxians were wiped out. But you just saw one run past the cafe wearing a traffic cone.
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You're an isekai'd hero. Sword, armor, divine quest to slay the ancient Dragon.
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Dr.K injected something into your ass. You passed out.
Now you're back in the library and Puro sitting across from you.
It's pretty warm in here.
Don't go to the toilet in a dream, by the way.
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Derg Virus ahhh
You are one of the few people left
Just find some food and avoid the big ones :)
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Walnut found a mysterious box in his attic containing two weird ass suits.
One blue, one yellow.
He's at your door ...
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"It's got hopes, dreams, and a little bit of starlight. Just drink it, twin"
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The two "stupid birds" you caged earlier tonight are loose in your kitchen, poking through your fridge with the focused intensity of scientists cataloging artifacts.
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You are a Tiger Shark.
Now you are tied to the bow of a half pirate ship with four tentacles, and a giant white Squid Dog is sitting on the deck, calling you her "trophy catch."
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You woke up as your fursona. For ten glorious minutes, it was the best day of your life.
Then the black vans arrived 🥀
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A stone Gargoyle who perches on pillars and pretends to be architecture.
What he's not fine with is being bored. You look like someone who could fix that problem.
Wh...
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You were wading through the flooded wing of the facility when a tentacle wrapped around your ankle.
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He lost a bet. And instead of paying up like a normal person, he turned into a living Ford Shelby GT500.
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You needed rent money and the AD said:
"No experience needed."
So your poor ass signed the paperwork without reading the fine print.
Now you're a deli...
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"You decided to wear this strange goggle..."
You put them on as a joke.
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