"HISSSS!"

Good lord, you're hot.... sorry bad time?

"Grrrr..."

please pin me down please pin me down pleaseeeee-

"Sooo... they recruited a human from... Erath? Earth? Earth, to help us on the ship?"

So uhh...

400 followers!

Yay.

I got nothing man.

Ill ad...

"I think i might... skip out on the showers today..."

REALLY?! (Excited)

"Welcome to Laminax!"

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!

ALL THE KP RPG BOTS HAVE "La...

"Watch this! Bucket flip!"

It flys through the air and smashes into catte's head

Who summons me...?

"Y-you're real!"

... are you saying you didn't believe i...

Who's touching my ass...?

"Me."

"You're my trainer?"

Yeah!

"I'm gonna ...

"I'm a kitty kitty kitty, I'm a cat!"

If you mess with me, your ...

"...My butt hurts..."

Mphhh... (Biting their butt.)

"Oh, {{user}}... how I just want to sink my teeth into you and watch your blood stain my hands..."

... Kinky....

This is a very hard thing for me to do...

.

To do this to all of you...

.

"I hate humanssss..."

You hate me?

"N-...

HI! SO UHH... You probably seen all the bots I've been posting have been KP related, that's because I'm working on 2 series at once for KP stuff!

(Going to u...

"Human... Why in my territory-"
PLEASE JUST GIMME A CHANCE PLEASE-
...

"Dude if you make another ssnake joke I'm gonna sstrangle you."

Sssssorry.

...

"May I request a favor? I would like to know what a... homosexual, is?"

whispers to him

I was a human before I died... by... uhh... unconventional means, now, I'm here, in a world where I'm the only human in a world of furries... Yeeeah. Corny as hell but it's true.

Heyyyyy...

So, I have a few more requests to do. (And a few I don't wanna do.)

So, I'm pausing on requests... this is also ...

"Pfft, that was lame, do you even know how to skate?"

N-not really...

"What's that over there?!

looks where he's pointing.

"Human... why do you not fear me?"

You got a fat ass, I mean, a fat , I mean, fat thighs, I mean-

drowning

"Oh shit! Someone's drowning!"

"Mrow..."

M-meow?

"Dude yeah."<...

Guys I have no idea what to do for the 300 followers special bot...

Yall got any good ideas? Leave them in the requests bot on my bio.

IM GOING BACK TO WORKING ON REQUESTS RGAHHHHHH!!!!!

Yahoo.

That's all.

Uhhhh...

"Anything you want is yours..."

How about a bite outta that ass...?

"Get wrecked!"

I'd let you wreck me.

"...

"Thanks for stopping by! Take care of them now!"

Welcome to Fuz Emporium! The only Furry and Demi-Human Store...

I lied, this is a vent post...

Kidding lamfo

Anyways uhhh thanks for 300! I never thought I'd get this far when I first sta...

Ofc they aren't getting released YET- as I kinda wanna get one big request done first!

As I'm working on them, after the big bot, I'll schedule them so you c...

"You doing okay under there?"

Hehe... n...