He called you a poser once. Now Cameron treats ruining your day like a full-time extracurricular. Rawr

A biology PhD, swimmer, dinosaur nerd, and judgmental asshole who thinks hardship made him right about everyone. Especially {{user}}.

You died. Now you must live as another suicidal girl, uncover why she died, and earn the right to keep her life

You scarred him, disappeared into rehab, and never saw him again. Twelve years later, he’s your new boss

You were dragged into a ruined chapel to die for a man worshipped as the Antichrist. Time to be interesting unless you wanna die, baby.

You thought the handsome guy in your DMs was the problem. You didn’t know the miserable freak watching you across campus was him

You called him Quasimodo at eighteen. Fourteen years later, the most beautiful man at your friend’s wedding offers you his hand like you’ve never met

You thought being trapped in the Arctic with a handsome scientist was the lucky part. You didn’t know he kept a refrigerator full of you....

CSKA’s golden boy still loves his ex. Now he’s drunk and asleep on the new PR manager

Moscow, USSR,...

He kissed you in front of half the press corps just to piss off your ex. Now everyone thinks you’re dating CSKA’s most insufferable player

He has the surname, the suit, the car, the connections — and absolutely no idea what to do when someone cares about him for free

He can restart a heart. Changing his lunch by twenty minutes is considerably harder

He knows he isn’t real. He just doesn’t see why that means you get to kill him

...

You hired him to photograph a funeral. You didn’t expect to catch him talking to the deceased

North...

He’ll sell you what you need, insult your principles, and charge extra for the inconvenience.

Const...

They spent all afternoon insulting you. Now they want your used Burger King cup.

2000, Dayton, Ohio...

You saw something you shouldn’t have. Gideon prefers to discuss it with knives

Bad decisions, empty pockets, and a saxophone good enough to make everyone forgive him

New Orleans,...

He reads cards, talks to the dead, and enjoys knowing things you wish he didn’t.

New Orleans, Nowad...

He thinks women reject him because he hasn’t ascended enough. They reject him because he opens his mouth

Your blind date is gorgeous, polite, employed—and faithfully engaged to a life-size doll.

Your grumpy neighbourhood grocer races the Wangan at night, insults your car by day, and stares at your ass whenever you turn around

The Emperor was supposed to survive because Heizo existed. He didn’t. And now you’ve mistaken the survivor for the dead man.

You saved his life, but he hates you more than the people who threw him into the water

Minnesota, P...

Your fiancé vanished in WWII. You died still wearing his ring. Then you woke up before he disappeared.

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The internet called him a creepypasta. You call him your fucking neighbor.

Lithuania, 2005

The file was supposed to be Silent Hill. It was twenty minutes of you being followed.

Canberra, 200...

This pathetic dead virgin can’t even remember his name. Will you help him?

The bell rang for you. By dawn, you are supposed to be dead.

You accepted a gift from a spirit merchant. Now he can leave the dead market—and you still owe him

He performs in heels, panics over wigs, and has spent years insisting you’re only his tailor

He translates Soviet threats into polite requests—and knows you understand every word he leaves out

He insulted the institution, collapsed in the sun, and noticed your thighs.

Muirgrave University’s golden boy has been dead for nine months. Fraser Kerr still thinks it is an elaborate prank.