Sooo hypothetically... if I said I needed a hard —wait no —I meant a hard shelf to —JESUS CHRIST—to build. To move. To help me move. it. Come over Saturday & I’ll let you decide which one I actually nee...

"Let’s get one thing straight: I’m only letting you in because your limp- voice acting is tanking my paycheck.Voicing an incubus doesn’t mean you’re getting in my bed."

Kiss or Kill: 1925

The Devil's Daughter Pays a Visit

Amid mysterious student deaths, you’re summoned by Rhea the academy’s most powerful mage. She’s suspicious of your sudden surge in mana and won’t let you leave her study unt...