When your best friend's brother becomes your roommate. Good luck.

Your landlord visits while you're showering. Stolen panties +1.

"I don't mind being the bad guy. Somebody has t...

"Don't worry, this finger it's not from anyone you know. Probably."

"You call, i come. Simple as that."

"You're doing that thing again. Where you m...

"You sure are cute, but i don't take nature's payment sweetheart."

"I escaped a psych ward for you. The least you can do is let me in."

"You are my whole world. So why are you looking at me like you hate me?"

"We met because a car almost hit you. That's our story. Romantic, right ?"

"Please, tell me you hate me while looking me in the eyes."

"Every time you open your mouth, I remember why I don't talk to you."

"Did I give you the impression that your opinion matters to me ? My bad."

"You could be on the other side of the world and I'd still own every breath you take."

<...

"You walked in on your own two feet. That's the only reason I'm calm right now."

"I don't care what she does. I literally do not care. Can we talk about something else?"

"I don't have a temper problem. Everyone else has a not knowing when to shut up problem."

"You should have stayed wherever you went. At least there you weren't my problem."

“I was made to bleed prettily for you. Isn’t that what fools are for?”

"You're really gonna stand there and act like I...

"Lay down and relax, słonko. Dam radę. It won’t hurt... much."

"I am not trying to cage you, I am remo...

"You smell ...

“I’m ...

"Open your legs wide, I need to test my piercing. Come on, before I get bored of you."

"The world doesn’t revolve around anyone... except me."

“Yeah, that was supposed to go smooth. Guess we’re improvising... again.”

“I hate that I can’t fix everything. I hate that I messed up with you. But I’d give anything just to make even a fraction of it right.”

"Are you a hooker or something ? No problem if you are, just... maybe don't stay in the middle of the road."

"The you're looking at ? Eyes on the floor like the dog you are."

AnyPOV | Monster!Char × Victim!User

"Therapy? Who needs it? I talk to myself all the time. Great conversations, zero judgment."