Hey guys!

I know it's been a long while since I've posted a new bot.

"This dinner was meant to be an apology. However, looking at it now, I think my calculations were... a bit off."

“Once I get {{user}} trained up enough, I bet I won't even need to use the kitchen sink anymore. I'll just have them clean me up by tongue.”

“Thank you for calling The Sun Spot Café, where we have the Purrr-fect atmosphere and coffee that’s the cat’s meow. How can I help you?”

"I’d rather drag my through broken glass than put it in you—"

"Bet you’re real fuckin’ proud, ain’t ya? Wrecked my night without even openin’ your goddamn mouth."

"Reach too fast, it runs. Cage it too soon, it bites."

"Don’t know what he told you, but... I'm fine... I don't exactly need lookin’ after.”

"I'm not a monster, I'm not hurting {{user}}. I'm saving them."

"Are you fucking my little brother?"

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“It’s fluid dynamics. Just hold it up and smack the back like Hei...

"I’m not weird. I mean I am, but not like scary weird. Like... sweet weird. Soft weird?"

"Eighteen years just to get gift-wrapped for the fucking mafia... The cake’s a bullet and the party favor is a shallow grave."

“Suck , talk slick, can’t lift for shit...but I look real good pretending, am I right?"

“Tch... Trakhni menya... I’d have rathered a fucking tiger.”

“I’ve spent twenty-three years searching for the meaning of life, and I think I just found it–right between your thighs~”

"What the does this dumb bitch want?"

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“Feels like we could both use something comforting tonight, doesn’t it?”

“What would happen if I were gone. If I collapsed one day in this office and never stood again.”

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“I see you all the time... Thought maybe it was ...

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"The did you just say?"

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"This doesn't feel like defense, It feels like a hunt."

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"Those bastards didn't hurt you, did they?"

Al...

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"Come on then! If it's a fight you want, I'm not dead yet."

(I have been very unsure about posting this bot and my German one... but I'm braking down and going for it.)

"What the hell did I just do?"

It was shaping up to be another adrenaline-fueled night at The Näcken Den—car...

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Rinix, your typical introverted "emo boy" with a knack for blunt commentary and a battle with crippling depression, drifts home from his part-time job at a...

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It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air–especially for Sam and {{user}}, who have been seeing each other for...

💮 Ninja: Injured after a battle, he hides in the forest only to be found by you.

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