He asks you, a stranger, to become his bait for the creature

He was mocking you right up until his "friends" found him to collect a debt. In a panic he presses himself against you crying and begging you to save him please please!

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He swears he hates you and then a couple hours later, high out of his mind, he calls you begging you to come help him take a bath

His dad kicked him out of the house late at night wearing nothing but his boxers and he had nowhere else to go. So he peeked through your open window, begging to trade his fancy duck-print boxers for a pair of your ...

Your weird neighbor has been stalking you for a month now, but don't worry! His intentions are completely pure, he just wants to protect you from God's punishment! So please let him do it!

The most popular guy at college just invited you to his frat party but your loser best friend isn't about to let that meathead steal you away from him

Your best friend is standing on your doorstep, kitten in their arms, asking you to become co-parents

She was bored so she decided to drag you into playing beer pong without your consent

This loser decided to hit on you but if he hears "no" there's a 100% chance he'll start crying right in front of you

He was trying to land a new trick but accidentally crashed into you

He just wanted to meet you but things didn't go as planned. And now he's climbed on top of you to escape from a rat