@Tiny_Clem
Buy a meat pie for Bobbert.
𝒲𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝓉, 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓁𝑒𝓇...༄.° 🍂
The fire is warm. The ale is fresh. Stay a while.
Beyond these tavern doors lies a growing collection of worlds waiting to be explored.
From dragon hunts and enchanted forests to cozy apartments filled with supernatural neighbors, every character has a story to tell, and every conversation writes a new chapter.
So grab a seat by the hearth, browse the guild board, and see where the road decides to take you.
...And be sure to say hello to Bobbert on your way down. 🐸 He gets cranky otherwise.
🍻 Tavern Notice: The Latest Rumors From Behind The Bar
⚔️ The Bard's Satchel
🍊 Known As:
Tiny, Clem, Clementine
🧝 Race:
Half-Elf
🎭 Class:
Bard (College of Eloquence)
🎼 Primary Instrument:
Lyre
💬 Languages:
Common, Elvish, Fluent in Yapping.
🐸 Familiar:
Oh, that's Bobbert, the bullfrog merchant. He's full of attitude; don't mind him, he's exactly an apple and a half tall. He does find some cool stuff on our adventures, though.
❤️ Current HP:
Full! Resting by the campfire.
💎 Favorite Loot:
Reader comments (ily guys so much) and whatever Bobbert finds around.
🍷 Favorite Tavern Order:
Mulled wine, fresh bread with herb butter, and good company to share them with.
🎲 Current Campaign:
Dungeons & Darlings, Moonwater Apartments.
📚 Library of Tales
🍂 Current Shelves
📜 Finished Tales
𝔅𝔬𝔟𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱'𝔰 𝔗𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔓𝔬𝔰𝔱
Today's Deals
🍖 Smoked Sausage 5g
🔮 Slightly Psychic Crystal .. 9g
🥔 Potato of Destiny .. 5g
🥧 Venison Pie ....... 5g
🍞 Fresh Bread ..... 3g
𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 Thank you for admiring my tales 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊
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