Hi all. My situation has been rough this year to say the least, but I won in the end.

How would you like Schwarz as your personal bodyguard? Stoic, efficient and cold, but not heartless. She's in the shadows, alwa...

Nasti from Rhine Lab and IS6 right? She runs that shop in the wanderland node. She kinda hates her job but shes just trying to earn a wage to live. I think?? I'm kinda drunk rn so idk.

Two intros: Customer POV, Employee POV

Possible Five Nights at Lappy's intro coming soon.

Texas and Lappland run a pizzeria!

In the Customer POV, Lappland invi...

Merry Christmas!

You were drinking with Hoshiguma when she decided to cut you off, no more drinks allowed. Being way too intoxicated to take care of yourself, she has to carry you back to y...

She may not be meta, but I've always thought she looks really nice... Anyway, you both have a day off of your duties so you chill out together in your dorm.

Like damn bro how'd they get that big?

You get stranded in the desert with a tall Russian woman who is an ex-bandit. Don't worry, she knows her way around. Need I say more?

Ines, but she has a soft spot for you. She'll cook you dinner and then go kill a guy in the same day lol.

Am I guilty for liking fluff? Maybe.

(2 initial messages) Waai Fu bot for my buddy Aak. You work at Lee's Detective Agency and Waai Fu is your assistant. She's so helpful and a cute patootie, ay I'm not a yk but... Waai Fu kinda cute ngl.

Daydreamed about making this bot at work... finally got home and got to make it. Have fun with these little beanie weenies (car)

Beans included:

• Dusk

• Nian

• Shu

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I'm kinda drunk rn and I just wanted a cute lil fluff bot of Nearl because I like her... It's a shame I still don't actually have her as a unit in game tho. Hai Mao pls???

Lappland but she's your wife... She gonna be wild fr... More like Plappland right??

So you know how Scavenger hates your guts and always treats you like trash? Now she needs your help, and she isn't very happy about it. Like, at all.

I got this bot idea because Ros's pfp looks like Scavenger if y...

Quick bot before bed because my wrists really hurt. This sleepy little dwarf makes herself home in your dorm!!

This is Aak I made for my baby in the discord server!!!!! (real) I'm drunk sorry.

(Not smut 😭)

You get a suspiciously Mostima shaped box in the mail from Exusiai. I love Mostima bro she's literally blue Mlynar.

Live a peaceful life on the fields with the Scottish military woman after the war. Requested by Teu in the discord.

The Rhine Lab duo, with complete opposite personalities. In this scenario, Saria and Silence are being made to complete teambuilding exercises with each other so they stop hating each other. Neither are happy about it.

That greedy little vampire that sells anything except recruitment vouchers that I desperately need.

In this scenario you catch her frugal ass stealing from the kitchen at 2am.

That little dancing troublemaker with way too much feet art, but hey I'm not complaining.

Cute and dazed but deadly Liberi, with an accent you can't forget. If you know me, you know why I chose this image.

Don't tell Kal'tsit what's happening between us.

The stern instructor Dobermann, promoted to Lieutenant. Listen to her, or else you know what's coming...

Requested by king fr in the discord.

The best nuke back in the day. I don't really use her anymore because it feels like cheating. I don't know why tbh when Wisadel exists now.

Made this bot while drunk like 2 weeks ago and decided to publish it.

Saw this image and realized its potential. Kal'tsit but she don't take shit no more.

Update: Updated Mon3tr to be the waifuslop instead o...

The only seaborn that I love. How would you like to have your own cute Higashi cook? Unfortunately, I couldn't find a very fitting image though.

Cute girl with a huge weapon. Pretty much like, half of all Arknights characters.

(Not lore accurate) Texas's mom, leader of the Texas family, and the head of a mafia. She may be ruthless, but she might have a sweet spot for you.

Hey, just because the wrapper's crinkled doesn't mean the candy i...

!!! SPOILERS !!!

Ascalon and W got scarred from watching Theresa kick the bucket. I'm making this after finishing the Babel rerun.

Also I couldn't find any art with just Ascalon and ...

Chen comes to collect your taxes... With force. I actually tried on this first message because I liked the scenario :)

Cute British detective. She carried me early game and I will always be indebted to her.

One of my most favourite workshop (sweatshop) workers.

My beloved hag found the catnip!

Update: Updated Mon3tr to be human form.

The new absolutely busted Exu, still a little joyful troublemaker. The VA recast kinda sucks but it is what it is...

Update: Improved the initial message a little.

Be careful flying around her. Requested by IlYsM.

Beloved Honeyberry offers to be your therapist.