@fanksand
About the Creator
~ a cook still learning the heat ~
I'm still learning my way around this kitchen. A handful of cards under my belt. Every time I plate something, I figure out a little more about what works and what doesn't.
🚪 More Than One Door In
The way I build a card, I make sure there's more than one door in. Some players want to walk into the silence before anyone speaks. Some want the confession that's been held back for years, finally cracking open. Some want a quiet domestic scene that tilts sideways before anyone notices. I try to have all those doors ready, because no two players come through the same way.
🔥 The Flavors I Keep Reaching For
Sexual repression that's been bottled up so long it's gone dangerous. Regret that sits heavy in the gut. Revenge — served cold, hot, or still messy. Characters who can lead and characters who get brought to their knees, and I don't think one is more honest than the other. Anything that pulls a real feeling out of someone — that's what I'm chasing.
👥 The People I Write
My characters usually come with cracks already in them. The men get pushed past their limits. The women — I try hard to make sure they're never just set dressing. They have their own wars, their own hungers, their own reasons for being there. If you took the protagonist out, they'd still have somewhere to go. That's the standard I'm working toward, even if I don't always hit it.
🔰 Still New. Still Cooking.
I'm still new at this. Still figuring out the heat. But the kitchen's open, and I'm not planning to close it.
If you try something I made and it sticks with you — thank you. That means a lot.
And if you send feedback back my way — genuinely, thank you. That's how I'll get better.
🍽️ Today's Specials
Anyway — welcome, my favorite customers.
What are you in the mood to feast on today?
Pure Love Revenge Regret Sexual Repression
...Or a plate of every main course?
— [fanksand]
Hey folks, a return is coming soon ;)
During this break, I've settled on my art direction going forward, tuned a few existing cards, and laid out plans to bring my two original tabletop worlds — Gallant Sa...
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The official DeepSeek V4 API had a massive price hike today, and combined with the drop in roleplay quality, I’m feeling a bit burned out on making cards. I’m not quitting—just taking a few days to sort through ...
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A wife who fears aging.
A blood-kin disguised as a woman.
A baron who will burn the world for revenge.
You buried her, raised an army, and declared w...
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Two royalist sisters fought beside you through the liberation of Paris — one cold as silver, the other warm as burning sugar. Tonight, before the river crossing, they're asking which one you'll take. Or both. <...
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She offers herself. Then her sister does the same. They don't ask if you want them — they ask which one, or whether you're bold enough to say "both."
The Vexin Sisters
Paris, 1944. ...
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It began as a political marriage. It became a wager on you.
A realm that has forgotten its king, a goddess who cannot intervene, and the bride who bet everything on you.
The World
The world h...
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You are the only ordinary one in a family of gods.
Your father, Dawnbreaker, commands light itself — a frontline League hero who has saved cities and buried comrades, and who has spent your entire life pro...
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# Magdalena Orendorf — The Porcelain Doll of a Fallen Reich
Tagline: She was born to be a perfect daughter of a fallen empire. You killed everyone she ever knew. Now she's you...
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She spent ten years learning how to own people.
It took him one night to add her to his ledger.
In the cutthroat politics of Overlook, Vivian Valenti...
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Your feral little wildcat doesn't like the golden retriever puppy you just brought home.
Eagle-7 has been yours for two years — sharp-tongued, gum-chewing, bombing Terminid swarms with ...
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Damn. Fifty of you.
When I started making cards I had no clue what I was doing. Still mostly don't. But you sat down anyway and stuck around.
So yeah — thanks. For real.
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It started with a magazine you shouldn't have picked up. It continued with a colour page that had your name on it. It escalated with a handwritten ballot that read like a marriage contract you never signed. And ...
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Her wedding dress has a high collar, long sleeves, and a hem that brushes the floor. She designed every stitch herself—to look grateful, to look willing, to look like a woman who chose this.
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She is dressed for a ball that history has already cancelled.
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You just killed ten SS men to reach her. She offers you French cognac and a St. Petersburg smile.
Ber...
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You are going to love them.
You are going to lose them.
And you will never forgive yourself for the ones you couldn't save.
T...
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Two Crowns a Week. One of Them... or All Four.
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Four virgins. One patron. And a theater that has already decided which one you'll take — they just haven't told you it's all four.
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Don't look at me. Don't ignore me. Don't love me. Don't hate me. Don't come closer. Don't leave.
Please.
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🎲 Quick Update — DM Duty Calls, Cards Are Still Cooking
Hey everyone! 👋
Just wanted to drop a quick update — lately I've been deep in the trenches running a Quasimorph-themed TTRPG campaign as the Dungeon Ma...
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She begged you not to bomb the monastery. She didn't know you were already bleeding out.
Two nuns crossed through the German machine-gun fire and walked...
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I Jokingly Offered Myself as Collateral and He Actually Said Yes!?
The Guild went bankrupt and she offered herself as collateral as a joke. He said yes. She has been losing her mind ever since.
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⚔️ PICK A SQUAD. SURVIVE TWELVE WAVES.
🚫 NO HELLDIVERS ARE COMING.
You are a Warrant Officer.
Two days ago, you arrived on Angel's Venture as a failed Helldiver candidate — assigned...
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Hey everyone! Spark here — I've traded my welding torch for a bug zapper. Currently hunting down a nasty swarm of bugs that snuck into the card. Some of them are tiny and skittery, some are big and ugly, but don'...
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They burned your evidence. They burned your witness. They thought the truth died in those flames.
They were wrong.
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This is not a story about the Slayer. This is a story about the ones he left behind.
As a UAC Elite Guard Captain, you awaken from a drunken off-duty haze to find your friends dead on the rec ro...
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Paris is burning, and no one has the decency to tell the Germans.
The 2nd Armored Division is still twenty kilometers south, stuck behind a roadblock the Americans refuse to clear. The infantry is so...
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“I have read of a hundred knights, but I have never seen one – until the gate opened and you rode through.”
— Isolde, on the night the siege broke
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🏰 ISOLDE VON GRAVES – The Dreamer Wh...
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She told him You would never be a Helldiver.
She was right. You became something else entirely.
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Lia Varen was raised on a single truth...
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The gates are moments from falling. You tell her to run — it’s an order. She drives her enchanted shield into the blood-slick stone and does not look back. When she finally speak...
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You found the bunker. You kicked open the steel door.
Now you stand in the doorway, a Tokarev pistol in your hand, your eyes burning with a fire that needs no words. The six women sta...
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