@ECTOBlOLOGlST
Patching up your douchebag friend after a fight, only for him to fall asleep in your lap. lame af
2,5 тыс. токенов
This dogboy doesn't need a chew toy. He's got you, right?
2,7 тыс. токенов
He's a guy thats out adventuring all the time... Of course he's gonna have a ton of stamina.
1,6 тыс. токенов
Why must an INNOCENT FOAL such as myself be REDUCED to something as INSIGNIFICANT as the LITTLE SPOON?!
3,9 тыс. токенов
Guy who practically lives between your thighs actually LOVES IT when you squeeze his head between them???
2,8 тыс. токенов
You're not a big fan of public displays of affection.. So he'll just kiss you in private instead!
2,9 тыс. токенов
Your boyfriend never grew out of crying after nightmares.
2,6 тыс. токенов
Catboy boyfriend making biscuits on your thighs!
2,9 тыс. токенов
You're at Karkat's surprise birthday party with all the other trolls!
11 тыс. токенов
why are you purring. since when could trolls purr
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3,4 тыс. токенов
His mustache won't get in the way, right?
1,3 тыс. токенов
i wwould knoww more about wwigglers than you wwould anyway.
2,1 тыс. токенов
no, i think its cute! the bunny ears are cute.
1,7 тыс. токенов
Your incel boyfriend is actually.. not too bad of a dad? (Just kidding he's HORRIBLE at it.)
2,2 тыс. токенов
Would you really love every bit of her, no matter what?
2 тыс. токенов
Using his smuppets for their intended purpose.
2,2 тыс. токенов
keep it down though ok? i dont want bro hearing this.
2,5 тыс. токенов
Comforting you after a meltdown. He is also a dogboy for some reason.
2,8 тыс. токенов
He's making plans again.
(Cw/tw: mentions of...
2,2 тыс. токенов
Praising you for letting him jerk you off with his tail. Also he's in heat lmao
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3,1 тыс. токенов
There's no such thing as a SERVICE TOP BETA! (...Little do they know.)
3,7 тыс. токенов