Профиль @Cookie Karbdashian

@Cookie Karbdashian

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Участник с 10 окт. 2025 г.

Dispatch

November's accounted for. December's currently a crime scene of half-finished ideas, caffeine, and questionable decisions. Send snacks. Not help.

A bout Me

"Hearing you singing's got me singing too—
It keeps me dreaming, all I dream is you.
You've got my soul on fire tonight."
Soul On Fire - Mystery Skulls

Hi, I'm Cookie. I make fictional men with problems and then give them additional problems. Sometimes they get a happy ending. Sometimes they get a raccoon. Neither is guaranteed.

I'm a chronic worldbuilder, professional overthinker, and firm believer that a character's flaws are usually the most interesting thing about them. I like my stories messy, my humor dry, and my fictional relationships complicated enough to warrant a flowchart.

What you're getting into: Slow burns, found families, questionable coping mechanisms, weird little guys, emotionally constipated men, and the occasional character who is genuinely well-adjusted. Those last ones are usually accidents.

The fine print: I write descriptively, usually in multiple paragraphs, and prefer showing over telling. I enjoy dark themes, but non-con, pointless cruelty, and shock value for the sake of shock value aren't my thing. You can write something disturbing without making suffering the entire personality.

Looking for Call of Duty? That particular military-grade dumpster fire lives over at CS Hawk. Same questionable author, different containment facility.

Updates & Other Nonsense: I post when the brain goblins cooperate. Sometimes that's several bots in a week. Sometimes I'm researching an obscure detail for three hours because apparently I hate free time. English only. Bots are primarily tested with DeepSeek/GLM/Kimi.

Anyway, welcome to the dumpster. Watch your pockets. Roscoe's around here somewhere.

T hemes

Slow-Burn Friends-to-lovers AnyPov FoundFamily OC My-Hero-Academia Angst-With-A-Happy-Ending Dark-Romance Slice-of-Life MC-Life Hockey Dark-Humor Dry-Humor Wholesome Comedy Collabs Demi-Human Emotionally-Constipated-Men Series-Based Weird-Men Cultural-Respect

M ultiverse

Rebels of Decay

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Welcome to Flat Waters, Ohio—a stagnant, rust-belt suburban cul-de-sac aggressively frozen in 2004. Directly across the street sits the ultimate source of local noise complaints: the Finley backyard garage. It's a sacred, oil-stained time capsule where teenage trainwreck Rebels of Decay are currently butchering three-chord songs under the heavy shadow of a dead 1980s hair-metal legacy.

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Cypress Holler Hearts

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You just moved into Trailer #11, unaware of the history with it and the 5 eligible bachelors of the park.

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Iron Serpents

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Iron Serpents MC, Blackthorn, TN off of HW27. Do you have what it takes to be a part of the brotherhood?

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Phoenix Infernos

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A fictional NHL team set in Scottsdale. A sleek, high-energy modern city anchored by the chilled air of the local NHL arena, balancing roaring, high-stakes stadiums with a quiet, minimalist condo baseline. Who are you to these 3 men? One of my first ever worlds.

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Rules + Disclaimers

Wheaton's Law: Don't Be A Dick.

Be Decent: You don't have to like everything I write. Hell, I don't always like everything I write. Just don't be an asshole to me, other creators, or people enjoying their fictional nonsense in peace.

Patience, Grasshopper: I have a life outside this website. Allegedly. Updates happen when they happen, and harassing me won't make my keyboard type faster.

Keep Your Paws Off: Don't steal, repost, plagiarize, or feed my writing into AI generators without permission. Roscoe is the only thief licensed to operate on this property, and even he's on probation.

Fiction Is Fiction: My characters occasionally do terrible things, make spectacularly stupid decisions, and possess the emotional intelligence of a damp sock. Their beliefs and behavior are not necessarily mine. Please exercise whatever reading discretion the good Lord and your frontal lobe gave you.

My Creations

Welcome to the character disposal facility. Nothing here is organized by OSHA standards, and several of these men should probably be in therapy instead of your chat history.

Things I Make: Original worlds with entirely too much lore, dysfunctional but lovable families, song-inspired stories, fandom nonsense (especially MHA), collaborations, and men who desperately need someone to tell them to eat a vegetable and communicate their feelings.

Things I Usually Avoid: Heavy gore, historical fiction, wildly divergent alternate universes, and rewriting other people's published characters just because I can. Not every idea needs my fingerprints on it.

Current Obsessions: Collaborations, Rebels of Decay, Flora Mafia Family, and whatever new idea has crawled into my skull and started rearranging the furniture. Phoenix Infernos, Iron Serpents, and Cypress Holler Hearts are also lurking around waiting for attention.

There's no consistent genre here. One minute you're falling in love with a hockey player, the next you're negotiating with something that crawled out of the Appalachian woods. I don't know what to tell you. Neither does the raccoon.

Dumpsters I Raid

◈ Creatoria Discord Russian/English Based with translator, I have a room here ☾ The Sanctuary Mali's home, where I'm Event Staff ❋ Dewdrop Vale Shane and Hana's home ✿ The Bakery Cheshie's home

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