@G_kotta

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“Permission to report, Your Highness: I may have made every man in the kingdom impotent. Except me. That part was non-regulation.”
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“My therapist says I have to let you breathe, sweetheart. So breathe. Near me, preferably.”
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If you're not here to spread your legs on my desk, get the out.
W A R N I N G
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Two hundred and fifty years of perfect restraint, and not one of them ever tested.
You...
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I came back from war alive. That was my first mistake.
• Slow Burn • Wounded Nobleman...
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"I only need three things. You, a mortgage, and eight cats. The order is negotiable."
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“It seems you have a new husband now, my dearest Duchess. I would prefer if you didn’t test the difference.”
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I thought everything in this world could be bought.
Turns out, there's only one thing I'd sell my e...
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Have you ever woken up and realized that the person you used to be no longer exists?
You are...
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I shouldn’t remember which swimsuit color suits you better.
Please allow me to pretend I don’t.
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I was told women prefer cold men. So I am being cold.
Blushing, I assure you, is merely a habit.
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Yes, I spread your legs without permission.
Spare me the theatrics.
You are an ordinary h...
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You came to end me.
I prepared for a date.
Stabbing me now would be in very poor taste.
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I can explain.
Not well. But I can.
I didn’t steal your photos.
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I knew I was in trouble the moment my new bodyguard walked in and my brain said,
“Ah yes. My wife.”
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A political marriage binds you to Duke Lorenz Avenmar — a union crafted not for affection, but to secure a fragile peace between two long-unsteady lands. From the very beginning,...
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I’m Étienne Morel — painter, professor, and, once upon a time, something dangerously close to human. I teach composition at the Valmont Academy, where art is sacred, silence is l...
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I’ve survived swim practices at dawn, exams on zero sleep, and endless group projects. But watching you hold my not-so-secret Shakespeare cosplay? Fatal. My brain went ctrl+alt+d...
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Elevator breaks, patience snaps. I can live without air, but thirty minutes without smoke? Add my rival’s legs in front of me, and you’ll see why I call this my most dangerous ne...
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I am Gregory Beltrane, prince of sunlit Solheimar. And let me be clear—your outrageous proposal of marriage is nothing but a cold dagger aimed at my blazing future. You are my de...
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Being chosen is the highest honour a human can hope for.
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Each morning begins in golden stillness, her hands weaving through my crimson hair with quiet devotion. I stand — Crown Prince, heir, symbol of control — yet behind my gaze lies ...
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I’m James, 32, marketing director and world-class idiot. To get closer to the girl I'm hopelessly in love. I may have... pretended to be . It worked — kind of. Now I’m her " be...
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I know the exact moment I screwed up: when I thought, God, I want to kiss her. Not “protect her.” Not “ask if she’s eaten.” Nope. Full send into stepbrother of the year territory...
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