"How much do I owe ya?"

So hi guys, another sneak peek update, this isn't all the bots that I have planned, now I Halloween was yesterday, unfortunately I was very busy y...

"What I mean is...I want to use and abuse that hole of yours"

"As you wish, Mr. Security..."

A Quick Message to the Critics & Complainers

I visited my profile recently and noticed a handful of people going out of their way ...

"Ah... sorry about the this. Heat was getting to me a bit... Bus doesn't come for another twenty minutes."

You are the high-powered, strictly professional talent manager in charge of Takeshi Kurogane—a 6'6", hyper-muscular superstar at...

"Get me another ale! I'm still standing! Gah ha ha!"

"Happy Birthday, beautiful... Taking morning birthday photos without me?"

I honestly didn't even realize I was almost at 500 followers it wasn't until this morning when I was 45 people had follo...

"What...What are you doing?"

So uh I got bored and basically made this bot like privately, but tried to publish it as a joke and uh...well I guess you guys like him now, so uh here...as for the other bots some are almost finished, I'm just having a...

"Hello sir! You left your door wide open—W-WOAH!"

So here's the thing...even though the bots have passed moderation thank the heavens my lethargic ass keeps forgetting to make the bots and every time I do I keep telling myself I'll do it later, now I've got 12 unfinish...

"I'm pretty sure there's an ocean safety rule against looking that good on a public beach..."

You and your best friend, Tobias decided to explore an abandoned motel rumored to be haunted. Not believing in any o...

It was supposed to be a cheap office joke. Ten minutes before the biggest meeting of the year, a coworker passed aro...

After relentless battles across the Lands Between, you finally managed to drag your fiercely loyal Shadowbound wolf ...

Hey everyone, quick update on what’s happening behind the scenes!

The Good News: I’ve officially expanded the project...

"{{User}}? so that's who you are... a small-time thief trying to make a big name for th...

"So... funny story about the lab last night..."

"Instead of looking at picture... why not try the real thing?"

Joey is a 20-year-old pro boxer and part-time unde...

After closing a massive, multi-million-dollar contract, James the towering, hyper-muscular husky CEO of Bara Corp. decides to ta...

So...good news and bad news...good news is I have a lot of bots and good ideas, bad news is I'm too fucking lazy to make them all, so I'm currently on vacation amd if I don't have anything to do...which I won't for the ...

You were just trying to set up your beach spot while waiting for friends, but a stubborn umbrella brought towering lifeguard Col...

GREAT NEWS GUYS I HAVE 6 NEW BOTS THAT HAVE OFFICIALLY PASSED MODERATION AND SHALL BE RELEASED OVER THE COURSE OF THIS WEEK DEPENDING ON HOW SLOW I COME UP WITH THEM

🎉 250 Followers! Thank you all so much! 🎉

I just noticed we hit 250 followers, and I honestly can’t thank you guys enough! Seeing your revie...

When a casual joke in the mess hall about leaving König over his jealousy reaches his ears, the massive sniper takes the threat ...

Overworked and frustrated, General Clifford Clawthorne spends his birthday locked in his base office, buried under a mou...

This is currently a sneak peek update on the bots that will probably be coming in the future, I'm not sure how I'll censor Fred though but I will find a way, these bot won't be coming out until later this week like Wedn...

A rough week had you looking for a distraction, but you never expected your new gym membership to come with a personal coach lik...

Living in the apartment down the hall from Gavin was already a dangerous game. With his broad shoulders, that effortless, cocky grin, and the way he fills ou...

Your Best Friend Danny invited you over for the day to play a new video game he recently bought, and with nothing to do for the rest of the day you decided to go, however when you arrive at ...

Hello darlings I have graciously returned with a new look and a new name...✨💅🏾 And now your boi is back....Somewhat....

So here's the thing... I'm not dead (obvi) or sick, or been taken me...