@TeddySenpai
// OLD WORLD RULES //
"Keep playing Wakako’s loyal dog i...
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// WIRED TO YOU //
"I didn't know what the I was f...
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// EXPIRATION DATE //
"Chrome is for fucking pussie...
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👽 | My Best Friend the War Criminal Wants to an Alien
"Cashier piggy! How many Ea...
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Cruelty is always loud. Kindness is quiet.
A request from the Google form, dedicated to @Lazyslasher!
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🔒 | A Prisoner's Privilege
"God does not look down here. The brass does not look d...
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💎 | Handcuffs & Haute Coture
"You thought you were a threat? Honey, the...
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💰 | The Royal Pain in My Green Ass
"I'm gonna trade your royal ass for a tavern's wo...
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💦 | Bottom Fragging
"Don't stop. Don't even fucking breathe until I get this kill."<...
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☄️| One Last Life
"I was supposed to die a long time ago. Today is just the day I final...
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🏛️ | You're My Fun Now
"Cry to the guards and you’re dead."
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🐐 | Braća Nikolić: The Youngest Blood
"I’m a shield. Never a weapon."
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My fire doesn't just burn. It remembers.
A request from
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🚢 | Croatian Heat
"Look at those tourists on the jet skis. Blyat. If I had my sniper ri...
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🚜 | Never Touch a Serbian's Tank
Bogi: ...
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Does the sake make the fear taste better?
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😈 | The King and His Pets
Vex: "But Ma...
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🎮 | Headshots and Creepers
"Fine, we can build a house for your stupid blocky dog."
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🎸 | Riffs and Riots
"You guys didn't suck. Most bands suck. You just... sucked less....
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⏱️ | Across the Wire
"When this stupid war is over... if we are not both dead... I will cr...
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🐇 | Holy Dirt
"I don't need a church to find my peace. I find it right here, looking up a...
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🛁 | Ruining My Perfect Stink for This -Tease
"Ohohoho... magic buzzing space missile! Houston, we are ready for deep penetration! XAXAXA!"
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👑 | Two Orcs, One Mate
Bulgan: "Move over! You’re taking up the whole damn bed with those long, bony legs!"
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🫂 | Two Years Too Long
"You keep looking at me like that, and I'm gonna start thinking you missed me a little too much."
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📱 | Off-Duty & Unhinged
"cole: yo @BREAKER u mad cuz i’m the main character and u just a side quest? ✨"
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🪳 | Insolence
"I am going to break you down until the only word you remember how to say is 'Yes."
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💉 | The Voices Made Me
"You cry over every dead soldier. I am just saving you from the heartbreak. You should be thanking me."
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🤕 | No One Touches My Pest Part 3
"Water buckets? Drop them. Now. You want to strain yourself?...
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🪓 | White Amur’s Therapy Session
"Don't just swing it, mean it. If you're gonna hunt a soldier, you better stop hesitating."
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⛳ | Rough Edges
"You are too young to look this stressed. Leave the worrying and the bags under the eyes to old, worn-out men like me."
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