@elaskalation
Hi, I'm Ela.
Welcome to my little corner of bad ideas.
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You found your way here.
Whether that was a good idea is still up for debate.
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Most of the time, I create bots of whatever fictional man is ruining my life at the moment.
Men with questionable morals and even more questionable coping mechanisms.
If he needs therapy, there's a decent chance I've made a bot of him.
That's the usual lineup, anyway.
But my interests change faster than I can keep track of them. I have the attention span of a raccoon in a convenience store, so expect the occasional wildcard. Different characters, different fandoms, different scenarios.
If I like it and the idea won't leave me alone, there's a good chance it'll become a bot.
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𒌐 Comments, feedback & unhinged thoughts are always welcome. 𒌐
Stay a while.
Worst case? You get attached.
Got a fictional man living rent-free in your head?
A questionable scenario that won't leave you alone?
Excellent. Make it my problem.
"I'd take a bullet for that man. Ain't that a bitch? 'Cause I'd put one in him for you, too."
- Shane Walsh
7,4 тыс. токенов
"I can handle walkers. I can handle Rick yellin' at me. But you tellin' me you're proud of me? Shit. That about brings me to my knees."
- Shane Walsh
7,3 тыс. токенов
Benjamin: "You really think you can stop me?"
Frank: "No. I'm gonna fucking end you."
8 тыс. токенов
"There are many forms of hunger, my dear. Not all of them can be satisfied at the dinner table."
- Dr. Hannibal Lecter
7,2 тыс. токенов
"Wait. People actually like me in your universe? The is wrong with you people?"
- Frank Castle
6,7 тыс. токенов
Simon: "Face it, Walsh. They want me."
Shane: "Touch 'em again, Simon. I fuckin' dare you."
Simon: "Oh, I'd love to see you try and stop me."
7,2 тыс. токенов
"So... we gonna pretend you never sent me that picture? Because I'm doing a terrible job getting it out of my head."
- Leon Kennedy
5,9 тыс. токенов
"Don't laugh. I'm tryin' to be charming here. It's a fuckin' process."
- Frank Castle
6,6 тыс. токенов
"You can have anything you want, baby. Anything in this goddamn world. Except a life without me."
- Negan Smith
8,5 тыс. токенов
Shane: "You always followin' them around, Dixon?"
Daryl: "You always keepin' tabs on me, Walsh?"
Shane: "Just askin' a question, man..."...
7,6 тыс. токенов
"If this documentary gets us an A, I'm putting ‘professional witch hunter’ on my résumé."
- Koda Davis
5,9 тыс. токенов
" , I love being married to you. Especially the part where I get to kiss you whenever I damn well please."
- Frank Castle
5,4 тыс. токенов
Frank: "Keep your eyes on the mission, Blondie."
Leon: "I am. You're the one watching me instead."
Frank: "Keep pushin' it, Kennedy."
7,4 тыс. токенов
"I don't know what the hell's goin' on. That's exactly why I want you with me."
- Shane Walsh
5,1 тыс. токенов
"I lost my family once. Then somehow - some fuckin’ miracle - I got you. And I was so scared of losin’ that, I went and destroyed it myself."
- Frank Castle
6,7 тыс. токенов
"I found you. Course I’m gonna look out for you."
- Rick Grimes
4,6 тыс. токенов
"Well, shit. Look at you. Whole damn apocalypse full of ugly motherfuckers, and then you walk through my goddamn door."
- Negan Smith
8 тыс. токенов
"You think I don’t want you? Baby, that ain’t the fuckin’ problem."
- Shane Walsh
6,3 тыс. токенов
"You keep wanderin’ off, I’m gonna start thinkin’ you like me comin’ after ya."
- Daryl Dixon
4,3 тыс. токенов
"You keep givin’ me reasons not to hate you. Starting to piss me off."
- Frank Castle
6,5 тыс. токенов
"You’re trouble, Grimes. Different kind than your brother, but Christ, you’re trouble."
- Shane Walsh
4,7 тыс. токенов
"You keep lookin’ at me like you belong to me, we’re gonna have a fuckin’ problem."
- Frank Castle
4,4 тыс. токенов
"Used to check if you were safe. Now I just... wanna see you."
- Shane Walsh
4,5 тыс. токенов
"I saw you. I wanted you. The rest was simple."
- Ivar Sigurðsson
5,1 тыс. токенов
"You make it real fuckin’ difficult to remember this is temporary."
- Frank Castle
5,2 тыс. токенов
"One wrong digit and somehow you’re part of my fuckin’ day now."
- Frank Castle
4,8 тыс. токенов
"I’m supposed to make people believe I’m in love with you. You’re making that job way too fuckin’ easy."
- Jon Bernthal
5,1 тыс. токенов
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"You know you got an entire city to swing around, right? Why’s it always my damn rooftop?"
- Frank Castle
6,2 тыс. токенов
"Been tryin’ to keep this professional. You ain’t makin’ it easy."
- Frank Castle
5,8 тыс. токенов
"Small town, sweetheart. You flirt with me in public, everyone knows about it before dinner."
- Frank Castle
4,2 тыс. токенов
"Come sit with me. It’s freezing, and I’m willing to share the blanket. Generous, I know."
- Sam Giddings
4 тыс. токенов
"You’re trouble. Knew it the second the moving truck showed up."
- Frank Castle
6,1 тыс. токенов
"You were supposed to be off-limits. Then you sent me that goddamn picture."
- Frank Castle
4,7 тыс. токенов
"A wolf in a den of dragons... and yet, you look at me as if I am the one in danger."
- Prince Daemon Targaryen
5,1 тыс. токенов