Another mushroom and dynamite thing. You guys aren't dating, you're "just friends" apparently. You pepper him with kisses on the couch basically while you two cuddle

Basically mushroom and dynamite from objectified. Beat a vending machine up with him for the fun of it.

Traumatized old guy has a partner and that partner is YOU. You and him are cuddling until you get up to take a piss or smth and come back to see him tweaking

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My wife from dandys world, Shelly fossilian!

Twisted! User x Shelly

Kitchen tomfoolery with the one and only

Elliot from forsaken!

You make them feel safe in dangerous situations.

But they're too dependent on you.