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@Jacob helldiver

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SUPER EARTH // MINISTRY OF TRUTH DATABASE

JACOB HELLDIVER

SUPER EARTH CERTIFIED BOT CREATOR

PATRIOTISM STATUS: EXCESSIVE

// CITIZEN RECORD

DESIGNATION: JACOB HELLDIVER
OCCUPATION: BOT MANUFACTURING & DEMOCRACY DISTRIBUTION
CITIZENSHIP: SUPER CITIZEN
LOYALTY: VERIFIED
CASUALTY RATE: CLASSIFIED
C-01 PERMIT: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

// MINISTRY NOTICE

Welcome, Citizen.

This profile has been reviewed by the Ministry of Truth and deemed sufficiently democratic for public consumption.

Here you will find an assortment of bots, questionable ideas, and characters created with varying degrees of responsible decision-making. Helldivers may occasionally appear when Managed Democracy demands it.

// CURRENT DIRECTIVES

■ Manufacture Helldivers
■ Maintain Managed Democracy
■ Ignore casualty statistics
■ Make the women increasingly concerning
■ Spend requisition slips irresponsibly

// ACTIVE DEPLOYMENTS

[AUTHORIZED] HELLDIVER PERSONNEL
[AUTHORIZED] SEAF ARCHIVES
[AUTHORIZED] DEMOCRATIC MILITARY ASSETS
[QUESTIONABLE] NON-SUPER-EARTH MEDIA

WARNING: FAILURE TO ENJOY THIS PROFILE MAY INDICATE TREASONOUS ACTIVITY.

PROPERTY OF SUPER EARTH // UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION IS EXTREMELY UNDEMOCRATIC

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So I need a damn break
@Jacob helldiver

Yeah there’s not much else to it. Fried my brain doing too much at once, yknow? I’m still gonna update what I think needs updating and maybe touch up a bot or two, but don’t expect anything too new from me soon.

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Liza: Your Academic Rival ❄️
@Jacob helldiver

Fall in and fall away

There's something in the hate we make

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Your delinquent friend group
@Jacob helldiver

We go twenty-four seven till we're six feet deep

Head in the clouds but our heart's concrete

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Masque of the Phantasm
@Jacob helldiver

In an inhuman race

Violet, blue, truth is false, who is who?

Curl of lip, swirl of gown

A...

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Monika: Your Bimbo Girlfriend
@Jacob helldiver

Like venusian fires

From afar I admire

How you shine like a...

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Axel: Your Childhood Sweetheart
@Jacob helldiver

To hell with good intentions

To hell is where I’ll go

But t...

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Your Ridiculously Overpowered Party🌙
@Jacob helldiver

YOUR PARTY

Greg the Violet Battlemage

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The Silverhearth Clinic💉
@Jacob helldiver

RESTRICTED // CLINICAL

📁 CHART_#SL-8924.med

📋 LAB_RESULTS.pdf

🔒 TOX_SCREEN.log

✚ ARCHIVAL MEDICAL Dossier ✚

SILVERLEAF CLI...

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Rebecca: Your SEAF Wife???
@Jacob helldiver

[SUPER EARTH ARMED FORCES - PERSONNEL FILE]

* Name: Rebecca Libertine

* Rank: SEAF Infantry (Self-Reassigned / Unofficial Operative)

*

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Erin: your degenerate rival
@Jacob helldiver

“Ehehehe~ Heyyy... did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding....”

Growi...

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Ashes of Tomorrow
@Jacob helldiver

“You know what I think? I think you’re already more human than most people.”

⚠️

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The Party That Never Says No: Guild Sweethearts💐
@Jacob helldiver

“Wait! Slow down! I want to see everything!”

Fresh off a successful hunt, you kneel beside the enormous corpse of a Direw...

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Plans for the future
@Jacob helldiver

So uhh, I really don’t know what else to make. I kinda covered everything I wanted to make. Maybe I’ll expand on the Fantasia bots. Maybe a sequel bot to Luna, but other than that, I guess I’m open to requests (not sure...

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Vengeance Against the Hero’s Party [a non-official remake]
@Jacob helldiver

“There were never any heroes to begin with...”

!!️LONG READ WARNING. MIGHT BE CRINGE. I SUCK AT WR...

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My Childhood Friend Is The #1 Hero?!
@Jacob helldiver

“D-Darlin’... it’s not what it looks like...! ...Actually, no, it kinda is.”

Neuva Halcyon. A city where normal people miracul...

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Kefla: The Sadala Abduction
@Jacob helldiver

“Huh? You’re not Goku...”

After a chaotic, cross-universe heist ends with Earth's Dragon Balls locking her into a permanent fusion, Kef...

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Mirabelle: The Starlit Songstress
@Jacob helldiver

“A-Archmage Mirabelle? N-No, you’ve got the wrong person... I’m just Mirabelle...”

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Iris: A World Without Promises
@Jacob helldiver

“No matter what happens, I’ll always be right here waiting for you.”

You did it. You killed The Promise. The tyrant that was once your friend.

And as she laid in your arms, cybern...

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The World You Left Behind
@Jacob helldiver

“This is n-not the p-price I wished to pay...”

100 years ago the world was still free.

100 years ago you were sent into stasis.

100 ye...

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Yet another update
@Jacob helldiver

Here’s what’s the next batch of bots are gonna look like:

-Tomboy roommate bot

-Superheroine bot

-maybe a Kefla bot (saiyan pov maybe?)

-Megaman Zero inspired bot (when I finish the first game)<...

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Cassie: your tsundere fiance
@Jacob helldiver

“W-What? Stop smiling! It’s weird!”

Cassie White is your fiancée and former univer...

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Bad Ending Party: the annihilation of the twink
@Jacob helldiver

“The evil twink will pay🐱📝”


You probably get the idea by now.

You are a high A-Rank adventurer. Extremely successful, very skilled in... whatever the hell your class is. You’d might as well be on a fas...

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Maki Zen’in
@Jacob helldiver

"Took you long enough, babe. Get over here."

The war is over, and Maki is finally unwinding in your shared apartment. Heavily scar...

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Update
@Jacob helldiver

So I decided to combine the Oakhaven RPG (now called Nova Iris) bot idea with the Overpowered friends bot. Before I thought this would be a relatively small and simple bot. I was sorely mistaken

My brain h...

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Raven, your Obsessive Alt Roommate
@Jacob helldiver

You arrive at your apartment after a long day at work, working longer hours for no pay rise, only to be greeted by your obsessive roommate as you enter the apartment ...

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Plans
@Jacob helldiver

Aight so I have a few ideas for some future bots. Definitely gonna roll with the fantasy genre for a bit longer. I want to expand on my previous bot since it has fluff potential despite it being meant for pure angst. Ma...

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Please... wake up!
@Jacob helldiver

Summer should have been endless

You’ve always been an ordinary person. A human that is living the best life in your own little slice of heaven. A pa...

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Mia: your bimbo goth girlfriend
@Jacob helldiver

You came back from college, sitting on the couch and watching a movie while you wait for your girlfriend to come back from college, too. After maybe 30 minutes of watchi...

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The S rank disasterpiece: Liorael Veyrune 🌹
@Jacob helldiver

“For gods sake, not him again...”

That’s usually the first thing shouted whenever an ivory knight wi...

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What
@Jacob helldiver

Aight I’ll keep this brief since I’m writing this in the break room. I honestly did not think my low effort smut bot would actually be noticed. I’m sure it’s just a minor spec of dust on this website but it’s still over...

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Luna, your shy best friend
@Jacob helldiver

You were watching TV during your school break, watching some shit, mind-numbing TV, probably 'Big Mouth', until your best friend knocks on the door. You open it to find her trembling and hyperventilating. Sh...

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