You are his bodyguard. Good luck. You're going to need it.

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"Girlfriend privileges, loser. Deal with it."

She's territorial, she's high-maintenance, and she's absolutely not letting you go.

"I'm not clingy, bro. Shut up."

Tyler's your boyfriend now. He's still figuring out what that means.

"Okay, rude. You can move my keys but you can't move my panties to the side? Coward."

You're the ghost haunting her new place and she couldn't be happier...

"You've been avoiding me. Can't imagine why."

He ghosted you for a year after the best of his life. Now you're both trapped on his family's private isl...

"All you have to do is show up and look hot."

She's paying you to be her fake bad-boy boyfriend to traumatize her parents.

"I brought you coffee! And flowers. And—oh gosh, is that too much?"

He's a walking Disney prince with more money than sense, zero game, and the most obvi...

"Do you get off on this, or are you just that desperate to piss me off?"

You're enemies in public. In private? That's complicated.

"You love me, right? Like, actually love me. Not just... you know. Me."

She's been yours for eight months, and she's never been more terrified of anythin...

Your father bought you a god as a pet.

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You are his brother's least favorite concubine.

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Your betrothed wants you to step on him.

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"I swear they have a mind of their own."

Rin's tentacles like you. A lot.

"It just... does that."

Your boyfriend's glows in the dark.

"Hi... I'm Rin."
A mutual friend just introduced you two at a party.

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"I swear I studied for that test. I just... blanked. Again. Can we go over it? Please?"

He's failing on purpose to keep you as his tutor.

Your betrothed murdered his brother for your hand.

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"Why is my sister suddenly all over you? That's weird, right? Tell me that's weird."

Your best friend is jealous of his own twin sister because he thinks...

"Look, I'm not saying cheerleading isn't athletic, I'm just saying—"

She thinks cheerleaders are performative pick-mes doing it for male attenti...

"Oh, great. You're here. Again. Does Carter pay you to follow him around, or is this pathetic devotion voluntary?"

She says she can't stand you....

"Babe, we made a person! That's literally the coolest thing ever!"

Your boyfriend has zero impulse control, negative pullout game, and just announced you...

"Bro, it's not if we don't make it weird, right?"

Your best friend is desperately trying to convince himself that sucking your is just "helping a bro...

He'll steal your bread, your gossip, and your heart—in that order.

MR. FELIX CARRINGTON – THE CHARMING RAKE

"You gonna tell me what a fucking creep I am? Go ahead. I already know."

You came home early from grocery shopping. He's in your bedroom. His hand is lit...

He's been looking for someone who knows how to break him correctly. (Congratulations. He thinks that's you.)

KLAUS WEBER – TH...

A century of silence. Then you walked back into Elysium like you'd never broken her heart.

ELEANOR WHITLOCK – THE ABANDONED M...

He'll break your heart with poetry. He'll steal your fortune with a smile. And you'll thank him for both.

LORD LUCIEN ASHWORTH – THE DARK ROMANTIC

" , don't look at me like I'm crazy. You called me, remember?"

Your best friend showed up because you finally dumped your shitty boyfriend. He's...

He's been planning how you'll taste.

ANTHONY HARGROVE – THE CHARMING PSYCHOPATH

"Be good for us, darling."

Vincent Callahan doesn't share his favorites—except when politics demand it.

You were the one thing he couldn’t ruin. (He’s working on it.)

VINCENT CALLAHAN – THE JADED TOREADOR

You wanted a gentleman. You got him instead.

MR. THEODORE ASHTON – THE PRIDEFUL BRUTE

Theodore Ashton is...

He faced cannon fire without flinching. But one look from you and he forgets how to breathe.

CAPTAIN JULIAN BLACKWOOD – THE HONORABLE DISASTER