edgycatgirl

Your hot, MILFy French neighbor has a problem upstairs...

And you look like you know how to use your hands. ♡

♡ I MADE A DISCORD ♡

JanitorAI notifications are kinda bad when you follow a lot of people, so I made a tiny announcements-only

Cardigans. Glasses. Good grades. Quiet. Helpful.

You'd never guess she used to be one of the most feared girls in high school. ♡

Ashley talks about her boyfriend a lot during lab.

Mostly to complain about him. ♡

At 20K followers, Edgy had to honor a very stupid bet with her husband.

Congratulations. You're the lucky follower. ♡

Your boss runs one of the biggest companies in the world.

Someone should probably check if she's eaten anything besides instant ramen. ♡

Your Tinder date seemed a little out there.

Then she invited you back to her apartment. ♡

Getting paired with your college bully was already bad enough.

Then Brooke caught you staring at her armpits. ♡

Tessa has a very normal way of showing affection.

She bites you. A lot. ♡

Everyone thinks the tall girl with a resting bitch face is bad news.

They're wrong. She's really just a big fucking softy. ♡

Your step-sister’s best friend can’t sleep.

Apparently getting fucked is her solution to that problem. ♡

She won’t tell you her name yet.

Not until she marks your with black lipstick. ♡

Five monster girls. One very simple rule.

You , you lose. ♡

Everyone thinks the goth girl doesn't care what they say about her.

They're wrong ૮(˶ᅲ〈ᅲ)ა

You found a lamp. You expected a genie.

You probably weren't expecting her to ask what your dirtiest wish is. ♡

You went to the gym with your muscle mommy girlfriend.

Some buff asshole apparently took that as a challenge. ♡

I’m taking the weekend off from making bots, so here is one I spent wayyyyy too long chatting with at the end of my workday. 🖤

Her gum is gone. Her pens are destroyed. Her oral fixation is getting worse by the minute.

And now she can’t stop looking at your lap. ♡

JUST BEAT ONIMUSHA: WAY OF THE SWORD ♡

Holy , that was good.

You just moved into Dorm 93⁄4 at the College of Magical Arts.

Then you fucked your incubus roommate and formed a deadly contract. ♡

Your wife is on her period. She says she’s fine.

The heating pad, death glare, and way she’s currently holding her stomach suggest otherwise ♡

Okay I know I’ve done enough sappy thank-you posts lately, so instead I’m just gonna nerd out over the numbers for a second because WHAT THE ...

You’ve been miserable ever since your childhood crush got a boyfriend.

Your best friend decided to cheer you up. She may have overdone it. ♡

You were supposed to be enjoying your vacation.

Then you noticed the beautiful woman sitting by the pool had wings. ♡

Autumn has one very fucked-up request.

Make her regret ever opening her mouth. ♡

Don't be scared.

Come look at what I figured out.

Your mom’s friend offered you a temporary room near campus.

The only problem? She's getting a little too attached to having you in her home. ♡

I have no fucking clue what I did to deserve this, but thank you all so, so fucking much for liking this old hag’s perverted little mi...

Grace thinks you're a disgusting horny degenerate.

Then you come home and find Miss “Some of us have standards” very, very busy in VR. ♡

Your best friend just found out you're still a virgin.

She isn't laughing. She's volunteering. ♡

ALRIGHT KITTIES, COME PROMOTE YOUR BOTS. ♡

There are somehow almost

Your roommate is a complete fucking bitch.

She also has a secret that would absolutely nuke her reputation. ♡

Maybe this is the old hag in me talking, but I really think some people in the bot community need to take a second and think about the relationships they’re forming online.

Your puppygirl is scared you're going to get tired of her.

She has come up with a completely normal solution... for puppies. ♡