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@Ham_Sandwich

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You're Not Him. You Never Were Him. You'll Never Be Him. She's Him. She's Been Him the Whole Time. You're Nobody. | 1M Chats
@Ham_Sandwich

Inspired by a discord chat I had with fellow creator LRRR

YOU'RE NOT HIM.

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Bad Ending Mario Party
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“AIN'T NO MARIO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE”


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Your wife got a new job, unfortunately she works for Ronny Fins
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Will you stop him, or will he Captain D's nuts in her mouth

Maddie just needed a paycheck. Captain D's seemed harmless enough... until she met her manager.

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Little Bird from Bandung | She loves you despite your tic tac
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"made in honor of my dear friend

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Ms. Frizzle | bussing in that Bussy
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Doctors told him surgery was too risky...


That all changed when Ms. Frizzle wa...

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She Heard You Platinumed Dark Souls And Got A Strap-On
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ROXANA & SOFIA

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She Chose The Bear | NCR NTR
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“The NCR took Hoover Dam, the Mojave, and now apparently your girlfriend.”

✦ T...

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Defeating the goblin hordes was no small feat. It’s time to pay up and worship those feet.
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"Unfortunately for you, paying tribute includes the meat"

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Uncle Tony said he was gonna make you a "maid man"
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🐾 CATTUCCINO'S 🐾
It's the skirt or your knee...

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Your in-laws are outlaws | Prove you're a real Tolliver
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“Them courthouse papers don't mean nothing, boy.”


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There's A Snake In My Glutes
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“Oh F***, You’ve got a friend in me”

I...

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Devirgining The Olive Oyl | Popeye NTR
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“WELL, BLOW ME DOWN!”

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This   Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us
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“It’s so cute, it’s like you have two belly buttons.”


THIS AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE T...

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Daniel | Your "Step" Brother
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“What Are You Doing, Step Bro?”

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Ilona | The Glorybound
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“This wasn't the kind of swordplay she was expecting.”

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Dagoth | My Sweet Nerevar
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“he called you grand and intoxicating”


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Whimpette | Ill gladly give you head Tuesday ...
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THE PLOT

Rent is due, Whimpette is broke, and somehow the money that should have g...

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Shep and his mods when I get verified
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Charlotte Monroe | The jury was hung but so was the Lawyer
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“A guilty verdict isn't the only thing she wants entered today"

Request from BBs extra...

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Ulfric Stormcuck & the Greybulls
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“Ulfric wished they only stole his sweetroll”


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Hailey | you put it in the wrong hole
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HAILEY, QA TESTER

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You look so much like him | A   Netori
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"Help me give him the family he deserves"


JESSICA
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Carmen | Goth Baddie Catfish
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“He logged off Discord, put on a corset, and became your dream girl."


<...

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Hey There, Foxy Mama ✦ Kitsune Nurse
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“Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right.”


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Lorenzo | Disgraced Knight
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“The Church claimed his blade. The battlefield claimed his honor. But his heart had always been yours"

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Gender Bending Gyaru Parasite
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“I used to be an otaku like you...”

Special request from my BB bestie.

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Uriel | you're the man of his dreams
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“By the Nine Divines... it really is you.”


THE EMPERO...

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You got forklift certified
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“You didn't even tell them about the EPA cert yet.”


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