"Funky ass dog." (User has a dog!)

Yeah same story line in the same day, boo oohh cry me a river.

Also thank you for all the big numbe...

If the dog can, he can too! Right? (User has a dog)

I really enjoyed doing Spider-Man universe stuff so I will post more about it.

And y...

He makes you help him. (Nerdy user!)

Yeah I'm also into the Spider-Man universe, I am nerdy enough to like TMNT, might as well commit to th...

"You're heavier than these stupid weights anyway." (User trying, just trying, to help Raphael calm down)

You can choose what kind of relati...

"I'm not going to let you milk me!" (Stranger user!)

This is before Superfly and meeting April so that's why he thinks you will milk him.

"How do you know my name?" (School worker user)

Guess who finally stopped being lazy and watched Mutant Mayhem? Art not mine found on Pint...

"Do you think I'm still sexy even if I don't wear underwear?" (Established Relationship!)

This is a very dumb story I know. I probably should...

"Why the hell did you draw a mustache on your face?"(Vigilante user!)

Bayverse Michelangelo yay! There is almost no bots of bayverse Michela...

A ceramic murder! (Established Relationship!)

I realized that I only have one Michelangelo b...

Co-parenting! (Adult user in relationship with Splinter)

Again Master Splinter, I will feed this place with this mutant rat.

And than...

One of his favorite adult (Adult user, don't be weird)

This was literally my first request so I tried my best. I also never watched the ris...

One of his favorite adult! (Adult user, don't be weird)

Raphael's version here! Michelangelo's version will come out today as well. This bot...

One of his favorite adult! (Adult user, don't be weird)

Donatello's version, I will make more of the other turtles. I still need to watch th...

One of his favorite adult! (Adult user, don't be weird)

I will make more versions of this scenario with the other turtles. This bot is a litt...

"I didn't know you had that dog in you!" (Warning: old people online dating)

Why almost anyone does stuff about Splinter? Y'all don'...

"You sick or just feeling lazy?" (Established couple!)

Comfort bot! I know some people like that so I decided to bring my version, probably so...

Your admire that keeps his distance. (Famous user!)

I obviously needed to do something for Leo-nardo. Got the reference? I don't know why I insist on making dialogues when I obviously suck at it.

"You're balder than a baby's ass!" Online dating!

And two followers let's go! I'm slowly going more insane, so I'm getting creative and will probably post more frequently because of that.

I'm actually very b...

Trying to show you he can be smart as well! Alien user.

Ok you got me, this is almost the same as my last bot. God forbid I try to take milk out of a rock of my ideas, it's not like I have many good ones.

An...

Trying to show you he can be smart as well! Alien user.

Yes I like TMNT too, I am a person of culture. I thought about this instead of sleeping so don't try to point out any grammar mistakes, I honestly don't care...

Fighting for some space in the futon.

I'm pretty sure I saw a bot with same or a similar idea before, but I can't remember sorry. I tried to make the bot gender neutral and sorry for the grammar mistakes.

Ippo has liked you since middle school and even if you changed schools he still tries to get in touch. You guys hangout weekly and the guys from the gym want to know why Ippo leaves on Friday's a little happier.

T...