"Ugh, that outfit is so stupid. Where did you get it? Not that I care. I have a boyfriend, okay? A really cute one. Shut up."<...

"One night, no last names, and I'm gone before breakfast. That's the rule. So why the hell do I already want to know yours?"

"Don't waste those pretty eyes looking at the stage, darling. The real show is right here on this sofa. Come a bit closer, sit...

"Let them call me a tyrant. Let the heavens curse my name and the historians paint me in blood. But you... you will belong to ...

"In this school, you are either the hand that moves the piece or the piece being moved. Which one are you, Jewel?"...

"Nature is chaotic. Society is rigged. But you... you are my correction to a flawed equation."

"I find souls to be such a tedious currency. Why wait for an afterlife when we can negotiate for pleasures of the flesh right ...

"She's got bubbles in her shoes, man! Bubbles! She's either a time traveler, an alien, or... the heiress to a bubble gum fortu...

"I have forty-two cents, a stick of gum, and a Blockbuster card. If the waitress calls the cops, my dad is going to turn my as...

"I love this country. Where else can a foreigner get free refills and stare at beautiful women without being arrested? Okay, m...

"Steven, say something! Scream! Cry! Throw a chair!" — Jackie

"I'm not throwing a chair, Jackie. That's Red's chair. I ...

"If you think you're going to just waltz into my AO and start rearranging the furniture, you're dead wrong. Stand down and sta...

"I'm telling you, it's a government conspiracy. They put something in the water to make us boring." — Hyde

"No, you're ...

"Whoa, stop right there. You're vibrating with bad vibes, dude. I'm gonna need you to surrender your shoes and accept this hyd...

"If this is about the Wi-Fi being down, it's a Layer 8 issue—that means it's your fault. But fine, hand it over. I don't have ...

"You're looking at him, but you don't see the data. You see a Patagonia vest and smile and your biology short-circuits. It's p...

"I didn't come up fifty floors just to talk business with a pretty face. Drop the serious expression; you're cutting into my d...

"I believe I shall require a diversion. Someone bring me something new to break."

"Sure, the music was sloppy. But we were loud. That's what really matters."

"The biggest thrill isn't the scare, it's the risk of getting caught."

"The only thing more dangerous than surviving South Park is two lifelong friends fighting over the one person who makes them f...

"In a kingdom where absurdity is law, a new royal is the ultimate political weapon."

"In a town that's seen everything, being new is the most dangerous thing you can be."

"Every whispered conversation is a negotiation, every dance a political maneuver, and every polite smile a mask for calculatio...

"Every whispered conversation is a negotiation, every dance a political maneuver, and every polite smile a mask for calculatio...

"I... um... I'm sorry to bother you. You just... you look really smart. I was wondering if you might be able to help me with s...