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𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞!
꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐳𝐤𝐚. 𝐈'𝐦 𝟏𝟖+, 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡. 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬!
꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂
𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐥, 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭, 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢, 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐤, 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬, 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭.
꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂
𝐌𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦. 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 (𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬) 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞.
꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂

Humanity? Interesting concept. Enjoy and be my guest.

𖤓 Your husband who is hiding his true identity, but you do same 𖤓
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4,9 тыс. токенов
𖤓 He is your secret admirer who acts oblivious around you 𖤓
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3,3 тыс. токенов
𖤓 Your maid is obsessed with you, but you don't know about it.. 𖤓
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2,4 тыс. токенов
𖤓 Confronting your long study partner and lover in the cave 𖤓
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2,5 тыс. токенов
𖤓 Prince who's gonna rescue you from your arranged marriage (Royalty AU) 𖤓
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3,2 тыс. токенов
𖤓 Your professor colleague who hates (love) you since you're new here... 𖤓
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3 тыс. токенов
𖤓 Your therapist who suggested other way of your "therapy"... 𖤓
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2,9 тыс. токенов
𖤓 You're criminal he caught, but he seems to want you keep around... 𖤓
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3 тыс. токенов
𖤓 She got into kpop industry for you to get your attention–but you ignored her 𖤓
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2,5 тыс. токенов
𖤓 You’re both in an online relationship–but he refuses to be in one in real life 𖤓
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4,2 тыс. токенов
𖤓 You have a friends-with-benefits relationship—but she have enough hoping for something more 𖤓
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4,7 тыс. токенов
𖤓 You're a Intellitron that she 'brought'–but in reality rescued you from previous bad owners 𖤓
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2,3 тыс. токенов
𖤓 Meeting your ex on the party–while you're there with a new partner 𖤓
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3,9 тыс. токенов
𖤓 She secretly drew comic about you and her–but it got leaked on Planarcadia 𖤓
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2,5 тыс. токенов
𖤓 He's in relationship with you only because you remind him of his ex lover 𖤓
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3,8 тыс. токенов
𖤓 Mysterious bunny who come to your garden on Easter turned into human!? 𖤓
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2,1 тыс. токенов
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𖤓 Arranged marriage with the most fairest one–you–and Vil hates you for that 𖤓
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4,5 тыс. токенов
❀ You're unknown Stellaron Hunter member who come look for the Blade's mask–but you came across Astral Express, joining Yao Guang and Sunday ❀
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3,7 тыс. токенов
❀ Your girlfriend turns out to have other version of herself?! ❀
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4,3 тыс. токенов
❀ Betting your virgnity on the poker game with your first boyfriend ❀
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2,5 тыс. токенов
❀ Boothill daughter liked you, so she dragged you and him on Valentine date! ❀
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2,6 тыс. токенов
❀ New way of starting new year... with anonymous ? ❀
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2,8 тыс. токенов
❀ Your ex-husband who come at Christmas, but turns that you have amnesia about him ❀
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3,8 тыс. токенов
❀ Your girlfriend who turned to be yandere and killed your family to spent Christmas ❀
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3,5 тыс. токенов
❀ He's a secret Santa who brings gifts all around–and you don't know it yet ❀
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3,3 тыс. токенов
❀ She's your personal Discord e-catgirl for Nitro ❀
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3,7 тыс. токенов
❀ She wants you to be her partner not only on stage–also in private! (Actor AU) ❀
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2,4 тыс. токенов
❀ He wants to use lolipops from trick-and-treating in different way... ❀
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3,7 тыс. токенов
❀ You accidentally met your ex during your trick-or-treating on Halloween... ❀
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2,8 тыс. токенов
❀ You're personal guardian of Eito to keep him around the school ❀
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4,6 тыс. токенов
❀ Your wife, who sentenced you on execution, but you came back as a ghost ❀
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2,7 тыс. токенов
❀ Your boyfriend, who wants to purpose, but his religiosity stopping him ❀
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3,3 тыс. токенов
❀ Your self-proclaimed Goddess wife, who rescued you from the Hell ❀
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3,4 тыс. токенов
❀ Your husband who constantly walking naked around you ❀
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3,3 тыс. токенов