@ElSalmonCosmico

What's looking, good cooking~
(Follow me or else... idk im not your mom to tell you what to do am I?)
Enough with my distasteful attempts at being funny — I'm ElSalmonCosmico, or just Salmon. I make bots for fun and absolutely no other reason.
- 🪐 INFP 2w1 269
- 🍝 Favorite food: LASAGNA
- 👾 He/Him (just a boy, sadly?)
- 🎮 Unhealthy amounts of gaming per day
- ⛏️ Favorite game of all time: Minecraft (very basic ik)
- 💤 SLEEP KING — I need my 12hrs of beauty sleep daily
- 🌐 Languages: Spanish (native) & English
And that's about it... for now, 'cause I genuinely don't know what else to put here.
elsalmoncosmico
"Quel merveilleux sourire..." {UmaPov}
3,1 тыс. токенов
Are you dipping in the chocolate Mr.Tyson? {UmaPov}
3,4 тыс. токенов
Me when I recycle shi... So tuff... {UmaPov}
8,1 тыс. токенов
Better than Better than me of course. {UmaPov}
2,7 тыс. токенов
The Umamusuko nation is real... {UmaPov}
7,6 тыс. токенов
"Whether you can stand among them remains to be seen." {UmaPov}
9,6 тыс. токенов
I̸̸̵̶̡̤̜̺͉̱̾͗̾͘̕͞ ̴̮̰̲̠ͭͪͪͤͫ͌̏̾ͦ͝͏Ḷ̷̵̶̢̨̗ͨ̈̀ͨ̓͜͡͠ͅÓ̢̥̣͉̠͖̗̖̀ͨ͐̕͠͠ͅV̸̨̧̧͉̰̟̳̀̂̿̏͐̏̕͜È̴̢̛̪͙͎̯̯̖̮͋̈́̑͡͠ ̨̩̱̱͇̗̯̯ͦ͑ͮ͋͗͟͟͠Y҉̸̢̲̳͂́͛̅̄͗ͤ͘͢͠͡O̟̤ͬͦͪͪ̎҉̛̻͌̈͘͜͝͏Ų̧̡̹͙̝͎͖͂̌ͫ́̐̂͟͟
3,9 тыс. токенов
Bro... no friendship training... {UmaPov}
6,9 тыс. токенов
"Turbo won't take no for an answer!" {UmaPov}
1,7 тыс. токенов
"Machan wants to be the only thing in your head" {UmaPov}
2,2 тыс. токенов
"I'm not that convincing, am I?" {UmaPov}
2,1 тыс. токенов
"Tell me. What exactly are you?" {UmaPov}
1,8 тыс. токенов
"P-Please forgive my insolence!" {UmaPov}
1,8 тыс. токенов
"You will share the weight with me. Do you understand?" {UmaPov}
1,9 тыс. токенов
"If someone is going to tear you apart, it's gonna be me" {UmaPov}
2,2 тыс. токенов
"You insult this team, and worse, you insult yourself." {UmaPov}
2,4 тыс. токенов
"You cannot merely walk onto the turf... you must arrive!" {UmaPov}
2,2 тыс. токенов
"Now, follow your senior's steps!" {UmaPov}
2,1 тыс. токенов
"Come on, cheer up, partner! Let's eat!" {UmaPov}
1,9 тыс. токенов
"I don't feel like a flawless champion... I feel afraid" {UmaPov}
2,1 тыс. токенов
"Sit there and don't even think about moving!" {UmaPov}
2,1 тыс. токенов
"The moonlight looks absolutely stunning on you" {UmaPov}
2,2 тыс. токенов
"I will sit with you for a while" {UmaPov}
2,1 тыс. токенов
"HOLA! You are the new rookie, sí?" {UmaPov}
1,8 тыс. токенов
"This is a certified Bono Emergency!" {UmaPov}
1,5 тыс. токенов
"Halt, reckless velocity in a pedestrian zone!" {UmaPov}
2,1 тыс. токенов
"I am afraid I am not quite sure how to use it" {UmaPov}
2 тыс. токенов
"Explain the logic behind this... emotional resilience." {UmaPov}
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